AngryBug Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A) Steel Mignola Q. So, your new powered armour character is a comic book creator in his Secret ID... okay, that's fine, what's his name? A. The gorilla my dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 7, 2004 Report Share Posted August 7, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, your new powered armour character is a comic book creator in his Secret ID... okay, that's fine, what's his name? A. The gorilla my dreams. Q: What's a orangatan doing in your apartment? A: ghost to ghost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: ghost to ghost Q. Okay, I've heard that "the medium is the message", but don't you think "The Seance Channel" is taking that a little too literally? Come on, where is this supposed station gonna broadcast, anyway? A. Well, Shangri-La-De-Da! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Okay' date=' I've heard that "the medium is the message", but don't you think "The Seance Channel" is taking that a little too literally? Come on, where is this supposed station gonna [i']broadcast[/i], anyway? A. Well, Shangri-La-De-Da! Q. What do you think of Dr. Strange's new Sactum Santorium based in Amsterdam? A. Papa Smurf's evil twin brother, Surf 'n Turf Smurf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do you think of Dr. Strange's new Sactum Santorium based in Amsterdam? A. Papa Smurf's evil twin brother, Surf 'n Turf Smurf. Q: Who's the new Smurf? The one witht he bad Cockney accent? A: bumper SUVs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted August 8, 2004 Report Share Posted August 8, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: bumper SUVs Q: What that new amusement park ride? The one that uses waaay too much fuel and is prone to flipping over? A: I couldn't find the mouse so I had to use the cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What that new amusement park ride? The one that uses waaay too much fuel and is prone to flipping over? A: I couldn't find the mouse so I had to use the cat. Q: Why are there claw marks on your computer? A: Arsenic, Leather, and Old Lace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: Arsenic' date=' Leather, and Old Lace.[/quote'] Q. Granny wants what for her birthday?! A. The Halliburton Candidate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Granny wants what for her birthday?! A. The Halliburton Candidate. Q. What will Michael Moore's next film be about when Dick Cheney finally bumps off G W ? A. Mrs Starlord with the Jelly Babies in Wal Mart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What will Michael Moore's next film be about when Dick Cheney finally bumps off G W ? A. Mrs Starlord with the Jelly Babies in Wal Mart q: Why is Starlod not allowed to shop at Wal-Mart anymore? A: Kara, Rachel, and Mr. Starlord; with the baby oil; in the hottub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions q: Why is Starlod not allowed to shop at Wal-Mart anymore? A: Kara, Rachel, and Mr. Starlord; with the baby oil; in the hottub Q. What suggestion by Tim got him thrown off a cliff, incinerated, drowned and then run over by a steam roller by Super Squirrel ? A. Day of the Chicken Rustlers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What suggestion by Tim got him thrown off a cliff, incinerated, drowned and then run over by a steam roller by Super Squirrel ? A. Day of the Chicken Rustlers Q: What new B-movie horror Flick got the entire WB executive staff canned? A: loose ships sink lips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What new B-movie horror Flick got the entire WB executive staff canned? A: loose ships sink lips Q. What is the motto of the professional shipwright association ? A. And the wind cried Anastasia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What is the motto of the professional shipwright association ? A. And the wind cried Anastasia Q: What's the title of your new overly long incredibly pendantic and sorrowful Russian Novel? A: Prevents chapping and keeps evil spirits away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the title of your new overly long incredibly pendantic and sorrowful Russian Novel? A: Prevents chapping and keeps evil spirits away! Q. What's the shtick with the new lipstick that Sarah Michelle Geller and Eliza Dushku are advertising ? A. Hermit's Shield and Magic Helmet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What's the shtick with the new lipstick that Sarah Michelle Geller and Eliza Dushku are advertising ? A. Hermit's Shield and Magic Helmet Q: What artifacts were discovered in that Kentuky cave? A: The league of ordinary people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: The league of ordinary people Q: So, you small handful of mere mortals seek to thwart my mighty mutant forces? HA! For your tombstones, what shall I call your tiny band of anemic school teachers, social workers, and nearsighted librarians? A: I'll tell you earlier. Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 9, 2004 Report Share Posted August 9, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, you small handful of mere mortals seek to thwart my mighty mutant forces? HA! For your tombstones, what shall I call your tiny band of anemic school teachers, social workers, and nearsighted librarians? A: I'll tell you earlier. Doc Q: Doctor Time, what is your secret for time travel? A: This overtime is killling me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A: This overtime is killling me. Q. So, what's the worst part of working for a homicidal maniac like the Joker? A. I'm big in Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, what's the worst part of working for a homicidal maniac like the Joker? A. I'm big in Japan. Q. So you have big eyes and a small mouth, ooo so scared. A. And all that was left was half a pineapple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So you have big eyes and a small mouth, ooo so scared. A. And all that was left was half a pineapple Q: How do you know that Carmen Miranda was eaten by a giant space monster? A: George, meet George. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you know that Carmen Miranda was eaten by a giant space monster? A: George, meet George. Q. How did Dan Quayle introduce his ex-boss to the current President ? A. Those are Tim's dancing trousers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_eagle123 Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. Those are Tim's dancing trousers Q: Hey DT, are these Hermit's pickled pants or Klytus' singing slacks you're putting on? A: Why no Zornwil, I wouldn't say that.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey DT, are these Hermit's pickled pants or Klytus' singing slacks you're putting on? A: Why no Zornwil, I wouldn't say that.... Q. Hey Red Eagle is my posting 2,880 times to the site on the same day somewhat excessive ? A. And that is apparantly a Nightfly impression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Re: Answers & Questions A. And that is apparantly a Nightfly impression Q. Man, this windshield's a mess... mosquitoes, bits of dragonfly, and... ewww... what's this? A. Relax... how dangerous could it be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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