Doctor Otaku Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doc Otaku and Seanaci...in a passionate embrace??? A: Moving on. Q: What did you think of the guy dancing in the dayglo orange speedos? A: Nobody can get to that level of silliness without something shameful... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you think of the guy dancing in the dayglo orange speedos? A: Nobody can get to that level of silliness without something shameful... Q: Saci did what again? A: Things just haven't been the same since Doc Otaku brought his girlfriend to the Hero Boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Nobody can get to that level of silliness without something shameful... Q: Why does your avatar have a smile, Doc Ot? A: Things just haven't been the same since Doc Otaku brought his girlfriend to the Hero Boards. Q: Why are we moving on? A: If you call me that again, I will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: If you call me that again, I will. Q: You mean you don't wanna be called Kirboolicious? A: Toenails to the left of me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You mean you don't wanna be called Kirboolicious? A: Toenails to the left of me! Q: You're lost in the house where the old occupant never threw anything out, but did sort it. If you tell me where you are, I can help you find the door. A: Darth becomes her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Darth becomes her. Q: What Lucas Star Wars TV special was supposed to be released between Episodes II & III, but couldn't because George was tinkering with the original trilogy, again? A: Blue Haze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What Lucas Star Wars TV special was supposed to be released between Episodes II & III, but couldn't because George was tinkering with the original trilogy, again? A: Blue Haze. Q: So what did Fartman change his name to, in an effort to get more respect? A: White on White. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: White on White. Q: Dude ... what was that Golden Girls Do Micheal Jackson special called again? A: Ow my eye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude ... what was that Golden Girls Do Micheal Jackson special called again? A: Ow my eye! Q: So, what did you say when the Bodacious Tata revealed her true identity? A: I have the item, Mr. Phelps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have the item, Mr. Phelps. Q: Hey Bernie, did you get my ointment? A: And to think we owe it all to nasal spray ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Hey Bernie, did you get my ointment? A: And to think we owe it all to nasal spray ... Q: Dude, why does it feel like I have a horde of rabid chihuahuas in my nose and my head feels like a porcupine mosh pit? A: Boom-chaka-wow-wow-wa-wow-wow-wow-boom-chaka-wow-wow-wa-wow-wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Boom-chaka-wow-wow-wa-wow-wow-wow-boom-chaka-wow-wow-wa-wow-wow... Q: Dude ... do you have to bring your work home with you?! A: Alas ... that was Animal's downfall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dude ... do you have to bring your work home with you?! A: Alas ... that was Animal's downfall Q: Anyone remember the Muppet Show episode where Miss Piggy was doing some erotic dances in a big iron skillet while covered in Crisco? A: Too many killer mice from Tucson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Too many killer mice from Tucson. Q: Did you hear about the mass slaughtering of cats along the West Coast A: All that and a kick in the ass too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you hear about the mass slaughtering of cats along the West Coast A: All that and a kick in the ass too Q: What is it with you and that hot redhead donkey rider? Sure she's all that? A: This looks like a job for Super Naked Man!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: This looks like a job for Super Naked Man!!! Q: Wait, my porno sense is tingling ... is that a threesome without a third?! A: Wait ... I need my shoes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Wait, my porno sense is tingling ... is that a threesome without a third?! A: Wait ... I need my shoes! Q: Could you please step this way? Don't mind the hot coals. A: A man can score a lot of chicks in eight years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: A man can score a lot of chicks in eight years. Q: You married 47 women since I saw you last?! A: Uh Oh ... I don't think that's supposed to be raw like that ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You married 47 women since I saw you last?! A: Uh Oh ... I don't think that's supposed to be raw like that ... Q: So how's the pyrokinetically grilled steak looking? A: Looks like Saturday Night Fever to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Looks like Saturday Night Fever to me. Q: Be Cool?! What was Travolta thinking?! A: ... and that's when the riding mower transformed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Be Cool?! What was Travolta thinking?! A: ... and that's when the riding mower transformed Q: I walked outside and yelled, "Who is smoking the grass out here?" A: Wankel Rotary Engine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wankel Rotary Engine... Q: Was that a Wanking Robot Eugine? A: Ouch ... who would've thought a fishing hook could hurt so much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Was that a Wanking Robot Eugine? A: Ouch ... who would've thought a fishing hook could hurt so much! Q: Remember the group of suicide streakers who ran through a fishing equipment factory? A: Leotards are my friends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Leotards are my friends... Q: Gee Batman, why change Robin's outfit? A: Hungover and smelling of vasaline ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Gee Batman, why change Robin's outfit? A: Hungover and smelling of vasaline ... Q: What's not a tell-tale sign that you were attending a Hero Games con party? A: Gruntings and salavations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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