Sketchpad Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Well, maybe not. Q: Maybe Steve will finally make the CLOWN setting?! A: 12 Fishsticks and a can of Shaving Lotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Maybe Steve will finally make the CLOWN setting?! A: 12 Fishsticks and a can of Shaving Lotion. Q: What exactly do I need to take with me on our honeymoon? A: No, I said 72 Rocky Horror virgins!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: No, I said 72 Rocky Horror virgins!!! Q: You mean you didn't want the mutant hookers from Total Recall? A: And then he used his chin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You mean you didn't want the mutant hookers from Total Recall? A: And then he used his chin! Q: And Superman did what next?!? A: Hmm... You know that is going to require some serious surgery... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hmm... You know that is going to require some serious surgery... Q: So what do you think Doc? Can I be an Otaku as well? A: I dunno ... I kinda dig them being called longjohns ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So what do you think Doc? Can I be an Otaku as well? A: I dunno ... I kinda dig them being called longjohns ... Q: Are we spending too much time watching these hentai Justice League videos? A: I leave you in the capable hands of Naughty Nurse Neko Neko... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I leave you in the capable hands of Naughty Nurse Neko Neko... Q: But what about my post op massage? A: No seriously, he doesn't have hair there ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: But what about my post op massage? A: No seriously, he doesn't have hair there ... Q: So Luthor is like, totally bald, even there? A: You can't pay me enough to... Ok, she will do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You can't pay me enough to... Ok, she will do! Q: Not even for a threesome with Bea Arthur? A: I can't believe he picked such a lame name! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Not even for a threesome with Bea Arthur? A: I can't believe he picked such a lame name! Q: Hear about this new hero named The Amazingly Worthless Man? A: Yep, I gave him the Wet Willy From Beyond the Grave... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Yep, I gave him the Wet Willy From Beyond the Grave... Q: Did he squirm under your spectral attack? A: And to think, she started out so well ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did he squirm under your spectral attack? A: And to think, she started out so well ... Q: What made her dump the Driller for Captain Mister? A: I hit you with my... chop-STEEEK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I hit you with my... chop-STEEEK!!! Q: Ha! You think common eatery utencils can defeat me?! A: And then he threw Renee O'Connel at me ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ha! You think common eatery utencils can defeat me?! A: And then he threw Renee O'Connel at me ... Q: What happened after you dodged Kevin Sorbo's attack using Lucy Lawless as a club? A: Somebody give me a cheap floozie and a car to stash her into the trunk with!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Somebody give me a cheap floozie and a car to stash her into the trunk with!!! Q: Mr. Blake ... what are you doing here?! A: Huh ... betcha that's not supposed to be green ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Huh ... betcha that's not supposed to be green ... Q: What did Hulk say after donating at the sperm bank? A: The cat! You should have used the cat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The cat! You should have used the cat! Q: Did you know the dog has crabs?! A: That's what a blender's for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's what a blender's for. Q: Is it really true there's more than one way to skin a cat? A: Star Wars, now in 3-D. See it again, for the very first time, for the fourth time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is it really true there's more than one way to skin a cat? A: Star Wars, now in 3-D. See it again, for the very first time, for the fourth time. Q: How many times must I tell you? A: Peter Pan and Wendy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How many times must I tell you? A: Peter Pan and Wendy. Q: So, who is the original Mile High Club? A: And so the rubber chickens are used for debauchery. Life it good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: And so the rubber chickens are used for debauchery. Life it good! Q: Why do you call the condoms "fowl" items? A: Some things should never be mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you call the condoms "fowl" items? A: Some things should never be mentioned. Q: Doc Otaku and Seanaci did what?!?!? A: That might require some serious thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Doc Otaku and Seanaci did what?!?!? A: That might require some serious thought. Q: Doc Otaku and Seanaci did what?!?!? A: There are just some things that should remain classified... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: There are just some things that should remain classified... Q: Would you show me those pictures of what Doc Otaku and Seanaci did? Your verbal description just didn't sound possible. A: My eyes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Would you show me those pictures of what Doc Otaku and Seanaci did? Your verbal description just didn't sound possible. A: My eyes!!! Q: Doc Otaku and Seanaci...in a passionate embrace??? A: Moving on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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