Kirby Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was like reading L. Ron Hubbard on Speed Q: Did you enjoy the Reader's Digest version of Dianetics? A: And that causes Hermit to touch himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Did you enjoy the Reader's Digest version of Dianetics? A: And that causes Hermit to touch himself. Q: Hermit just got more rep? A: It's a living, except for the not breathing part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a living' date=' except for the not breathing part.[/quote'] Q: Dracula is a lawyer? A: I'd be happy with some gratuitous rep myself. AngryBug and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Dracula is a lawyer? A: I'd be happy with some gratuitous rep myself. Q: So, what's the opposite of subtle? A: Turns out the Headless horseman is an immortal who just wouldn't play by the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, what's the opposite of subtle? A: Turns out the Headless horseman is an immortal who just wouldn't play by the rules. Q: MacLeod what happend to Ichabod? A: You can't! It's impossible, so ask me now before I again become sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: MacLeod what happend to Ichabod? A: You can't! It's impossible, so ask me now before I again become sane. Q: Can you get me clones of all the Catsuit Thread hotties? A: You can never get that taste out of your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Can you get me clones of all the Catsuit Thread hotties? A: You can never get that taste out of your mouth. Q: Ms. Lewinski, Perhaps you'd like a glass of our Chateu de Clinton 98? A: For once Scarlet, I actually DO give a damn. Kirby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ms. Lewinski, Perhaps you'd like a glass of our Chateu de Clinton 98? A: For once Scarlet, I actually DO give a damn. Q: SO Rhett, I hear you have donated the money to repair the city resovoir? A: She's been living 15 years so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: She's been living 15 years so far. Q: How's that dead-beat ex-wife of yours doing? A: A cow grilling steaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How's that dead-beat ex-wife of yours doing? A: A cow grilling steaks. Q: What did you see that makes you think some crazy bovine has a hand in killing her ex-lovers? A: I have clones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I have clones. Q: Aren't you worried that this plan of your will backfire and cause your death? A: No, I'm more worried about my wife spraying me with the water bottle if I don't get off the computer right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: No' date=' I'm more worried about my wife spraying me with the water bottle if I don't get off the computer right now.[/quote'] Q. Are you worried about being captured, Catman? A. Flesh and bone by the telephone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Are you worried about being captured, Catman? A. Flesh and bone by the telephone. Q: WHat evidence do you have that telemarketers have become carnivorous? A: Have a hoppy, jaloppy April. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Have a hoppy' date=' jaloppy April.[/quote'] Q: What phrase can we use to increase sales of our used cars? A: Next time, I'll try not to disable the modem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 3, 2005 Report Share Posted April 3, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What phrase can we use to increase sales of our used cars? A: Next time, I'll try not to disable the modem. Q) Dave, why are you sitting there on the floor with your finger in the USB port and a cable sticking out of your ass? A) Tensor's Farting Disk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Dave, why are you sitting there on the floor with your finger in the USB port and a cable sticking out of your ass? A) Tensor's Farting Disk. Q: You've created a gas powered, flying platform to haul our loot with? What do you call it? A: We will give our final thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You've created a gas powered, flying platform to haul our loot with? What do you call it? A: We will give our final thoughts. Q: Any last words before we execute you, Jerry Springer of Borg? A: Mmm... Naked, wet, and soapy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Any last words before we execute you, Jerry Springer of Borg? A: Mmm... Naked, wet, and soapy... Q: Doc Otaku, how do you like your fembots? A: She fell down a flight of stairs and died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: She fell down a flight of stairs and died. Q: Mommy, where's Grandma? A: Happiness is dry pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Mommy, where's Grandma? A: Happiness is dry pants. Q: The baby needs changing. I can smell him from over here. Why is he laughing when his diaper's full? A: That didn't make any sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That didn't make any sense. Q: I'm sorry, what was the question again? A: Twenty now, twenty later. Final offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, what was the question again? A: Twenty now, twenty later. Final offer. Q: How am I supposed to round up 40 virgin maidens in 1 day? A: I'll take the red one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, what was the question again? A: Twenty now, twenty later. Final offer. Q: Now let me get this straigh Mightybec. Your going to pay me to be alone with my sheep. How much? A: Fool no one wedgies Dr. Destroyer and lives to tell about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I'll take the red one. Q: Our Super Vilainesses come in a variety of styles, did you have one in mind? A: No thanks, I've already got a penguin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Fool no one wedgies Dr. Destroyer and lives to tell about it. Q: Bet you can't guess what I just did? A: Stirrups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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