Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It goes together like a horseless carriage Q: What's the big idea of this auto-mobile? A: It's been a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the big idea of this auto-mobile? A: It's been a while. Q: What do you say to the Great Latin Lover after he gets out of the hospital recovering from your boyfriend's last encounter with him? A: By the Unholy Halls of Heck!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: By the Unholy Halls of Heck!!! Q: Gosh Captain Marvel, I can't find you or the kitchen in the Legion of Doom HQ. Where are you? A: She blew her top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you say to the Great Latin Lover after he gets out of the hospital recovering from your boyfriend's last encounter with him? A: By the Unholy Halls of Heck!!! Q) What was that Curse again Catpain Pashaw? A) Like I was looking at yer glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Like I was looking at yer glasses. Q: Don't you know that my eyes are up here? A: She blew her top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Don't you know that my eyes are up here? A: She blew her top. Q: How come Dynamite Girl is walking around without her shirt on? A: You know that has to leave a stain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You know that has to leave a stain. Q: How bad did I scare you? A: That's almost too much information about your wife, but since you're going away for a week for your job, tell me more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's almost too much information about your wife' date=' but since you're going away for a week for your job, tell me more.[/quote']Q. Why are you taking notes? A. You gotta roll 'em like you never rolled before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. You gotta roll 'em like you never rolled before. Q: And how do you propose I fail the bank's coin exam so that I can get promoted to management? A: The problem with being irreplaceable is that you won't get promoted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And how do you propose I fail the bank's coin exam so that I can get promoted to management? A: The problem with being irreplaceable is that you won't get promoted. Q: I can do the job, why do I constantly get passed over for promotion? A: The idea isn't original with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The idea isn't original with me. Q: Here's an original thought, how about you get off your bum and start working? A: Oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Oh. Q: Well that was just anti-climactic, wasn't it? A: It's never too late for loving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's never too late for loving. Q: You want me to make whoopi with you after you just slept with my best friend? A: It's a little too late to do the Wright thing now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a little too late to do the Wright thing now. Q: For the love of God...can't we all just get along? A: Kraft Mac and Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Kraft Mac and Cheese Q: What is the cheesiest answer yet? A: It's a little too late to do the Wright thing, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's a little too late to do the Wright thing' date=' now.[/quote'] Q: What is the Wright thing then? A: Planes, trains, and automobiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Planes' date=' trains, and automobiles.[/quote'] Q: Where should we throw Momma from? A: Wright writes the right rite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Wright writes the right rite. Q: What's with all the rite, right, write, Wright's? A: Someone is a little crazy today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like a cross between Frank N. Furter and Chomsky on speed. Q: So, what's your new GAC "Super dog" like? A: Hermit vanished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Hermit vanished. Q: Do you ever wonder why? A: Some people are just odd like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Some people are just odd like that. Q: What do you think about those Candians posting here, eh? A: I don't want to answer any more questions, Copper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I don't want to answer any more questions' date=' Copper![/quote'] Q:Have you been drinking today? A: Absolutely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q) Yo Adrian? A) Foster's, Australian for Beer Goggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Foster's' date=' Australian for Beer Goggles.[/quote'] Q: How can you tell if Enforcer has been drinking again? A: Buggs Bunny and Daffy Duck meet Elminster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Buggs Bunny and Daffy Duck meet Elminster. Q: They did what with whom, when...and where???? A: Somtimes life throws ya lemons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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