Kirby Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Stirrups. Q: After your friend gave Dr. Destroyer a wedgie, what did he kill your friend with? A: Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Friends' date=' Romans, countrymen, lend me your beers.[/quote'] Q: How'd you get everyone to switch to drinking wine coolers? A: Wow, I had no idea he could turn that color. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How'd you get everyone to switch to drinking wine coolers? A: Wow, I had no idea he could turn that color. Q: Why are you suprised at Chameleon's change? A: No thanks' date=' I've already got a penguin[/quote'] Q: How would you like to buy a Polar bear cheap? A: But they have lasers on their heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: But they have lasers on their heads. Q: But what?? A: The fuel economy on this baby is like nothing you've ever seen, that's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: The fuel economy on this baby is like nothing you've ever seen' date=' that's why.[/quote'] Q: Why did you decide to create a nuclear powered lawn mower? A: She'll go 0-nuts in 3 seconds flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: She'll go 0-nuts in 3 seconds flat. Q: Man she's hot, why'd you stop dating her again? A: Morroco, 1924. A bar called The Sleepy Krill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Man she's hot, why'd you stop dating her again? A: Morroco, 1924. A bar called The Sleepy Krill. Q: When and Where did you get that case of Herpes? A: I didn't say anything. ghost-angel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I didn't say anything. Q: I'm sorry, what was that? A: It's a slow night at work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I'm sorry, what was that? A: It's a slow night at work... Q: WHy did you build your very own Fembot? A: That makes a weird kind of sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: WHy did you build your very own Fembot? A: That makes a weird kind of sense. Q: So, you're saying that there is a relationship between quarks and bosons that's kind of like Kara and Rachel being masks for Fred? A: Dude, you can't mate clowns with sex starved tasmanian devils. It just ain't right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, you're saying that there is a relationship between quarks and bosons that's kind of like Kara and Rachel being masks for Fred? A: Dude, you can't mate clowns with sex starved tasmanian devils. It just ain't right! Q: Those clowns are getting torn to shreds. But I think all it take is for them to keep trying. You agree? A: 1001 Fembots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Those clowns are getting torn to shreds. But I think all it take is for them to keep trying. You agree? A: 1001 Fembots. Q. What do we need to stop George Clooney ? A. There's a family trapped in Shore Street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What do we need to stop George Clooney ? A. There's a family trapped in Shore Street. Q: Damn Doomsday, we're running out of food supplies, where are we going to get some? A: This Note is legal tinder for all debts, public and private Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Damn Doomsday, we're running out of food supplies, where are we going to get some? A: This Note is legal tinder for all debts, public and private Q) What is this? A love note? A) Prince Namor, Soverien of the Seven Scales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Owl Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who's that Cyclops is banging in the Blackbird? A: I killed him just to watch him die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who's that Cyclops is banging in the Blackbird? A: I killed him just to watch him die. Q: Where's Trencher? A: The is no sense of right and left anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Where's Trencher? A: The is no sense of right and left anymore. Q) What side of the road are you driving on? A) Ted Kord, Master of Puppets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 4, 2005 Report Share Posted April 4, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Ted Kord' date=' Master of Puppets.[/quote'] Q: What is Blue Beetle's new hero ID? A: There is no precedent for this. Oh, wait, yes there is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is no precedent for this. Oh' date=' wait, yes there is.[/quote'] Q: So, we gonna nuke 'em from orbit or what? A: Circus music. At really high volumes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, we gonna nuke 'em from orbit or what? A: Circus music. At really high volumes. Q: What best describes this new musical rage, Clown Metal? A: Ten tons of KY jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Ten tons of KY jelly. Q: Ok, what else is on the list for Steve Long's surprise birthday party? A: Live chicken, Bowling ball and a Coffee filter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ok, what else is on the list for Steve Long's surprise birthday party? A: Live chicken, Bowling ball and a Coffee filter. Q: How do you make Chicken Juice? A: 12 hours ago, a great vintage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: 12 hours ago' date=' a great vintage.[/quote'] Q: Is this milk fresh? A: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Is this milk fresh? A: Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Q. Father Jack, what can we get you before you see the Bishop ? (A Father Ted reference for those who saw it) A. Two are missing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 5, 2005 Report Share Posted April 5, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. Two are missing Q: Why is that all you want for Christmas? A: Douglas P. Wojtowicz is a Chicago native and one of the newest and most popular current authors to join the Mack Bolan writing team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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