Kirby Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: everything is on sails. Q: How can you tell who's who in a yacht race? A: Remember, everthing that Fred Astaire did, Ginger Rogers did backwards, and in heels, including peeing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell who's who in a yacht race? A: Remember, everthing that Fred Astaire did, Ginger Rogers did backwards, and in heels, including peeing. Q: Why have you enshrined Gnger Rodgers, but put Fred Astaire on your dart board? A: kill me, kill my dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why have you enshrined Gnger Rodgers, but put Fred Astaire on your dart board? A: kill me, kill my dog. Q: Oh come on, you're really saying your a D&D style magic user? Prove it. A: As foretold in the prophecies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How can you tell who's who in a yacht race? A: Remember, everthing that Fred Astaire did, Ginger Rogers did backwards, and in heels, including peeing. Q; Your saying RR50 stuffed into the trunck of that tree?? What did you say to her? A: Say that again and I'll turn you into tommorrows special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q; Your saying RR50 stuffed into the trunck of that tree?? What did you say to her? A: Say that again and I'll turn you into tommorrows special. Q) Is the Fish Fresh? A) Alabaster Supremacy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Alabaster Supremacy! Q: What did Gypsum of the Metal Men say that got him booed? A: As foretold in the prophecies. Q: Is forewarned really fore armed? A: Remember, everthing that Fred Astaire did, Ginger Rogers did backwards, and in heels, including sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Remember' date=' everthing that Fred Astaire did, Ginger Rogers did backwards, and in heels, including sex.[/quote']Q. So, what did rr50 say that finally seduced you? A. With enough butter and salt, it's actually pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. So, what did rr50 say that finally seduced you? A. With enough butter and salt, it's actually pretty good. Q: So what do you think of pork rinds? A: it melted all over me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: it melted all over me. Q: How did your experimental suntan lotion fail this time? A: I can't believe it's not butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How did your experimental suntan lotion fail this time? A: I can't believe it's not butter. Q: Why are you eating that pile of phlem? A: they are the quick change artist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: they are the quick change artist Q: What person are those clones morphing in to? A: We begin all sentences with a capital letter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: We begin all sentences with a capital letter. Q: so how do we write? A: That's a lot of whipped cream! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That's a lot of whipped cream! Q: There's been an accident on Main Street! A tanker carrying heavy cream collided with the bike marathon! What should we tell the public? A:Because remarkably few good things lead to a kid peeking out of a filing cabinet and asking "Is she gone yet?". That's why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A:Because remarkably few good things lead to a kid peeking out of a filing cabinet and asking "Is she gone yet?". That's why. Q: Daddy, how come I can't hide in here when your secretary comes to play with you? A: It's things like this I come to you for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why is your car broken? A: Three boxes but only two dice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three boxes but only two dice Q: What did we receive in the mail? A: It's not your dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's not your dress.Q. This dress makes me look hideous! Absolutely hideous!! A. We were far too brave to accept the cowards' surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. This dress makes me look hideous! Absolutely hideous!! A. We were far too brave to accept the cowards' surrender. Q) You killed a four year old child with a white flag, why? A) Pandora's Beat Box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) Pandora's Beat Box. Q: What did 'gangsta rap' open for you? A: I think the "C" in rap is silent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I think the "C" in rap is silent.Q. What did the interviewer say, anyway, just before 50 Cent shot him? A. He puts the "S" back into "hit". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. He puts the "S" back into "hit". Q: What happened to the interviewer after the shots were fired? A: Don't run, you'll only go to jail tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What happened to the interviewer after the shots were fired? A: Don't run, you'll only go to jail tired. Q: What does a small town, southern sheriff say to a black suspect? A: Jumpin' Jack Flash stole some gas, gas, gass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Jumpin' Jack Flash stole some gas' date=' gas, gass.[/quote']Q. What is the next Classic Misheard Lyric after "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"? A. I don't mind the rash so much. It's the itching and peeling that I can't stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I don't mind the rash so much. It's the itching and peeling that I can't stand. Q: What do you think about sporous zombies attacking your mistress? A: I blame it all on Jack & Jill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think about sporous zombies attacking your mistress? A: I blame it all on Jack & Jill. Q: What is your opinion of the current spat of lawsuits for head injuries? A: He's a cyclops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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