Kirby Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gruntings and salavations. Q: How did you welcome the Marines? A: My patients with you are over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Gruntings and salavations. Q: So how did the last date go? Talk any? A: Whoa .. now that guy needs a stylist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions So, Sketchpad, sequence skipping, I see. Q: So how did the last date go? Talk any? A: Whoa .. now that guy needs a stylist! Q: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... Richard Simmons! A: My patients with you are over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... Richard Simmons! A: My patients with you are over. Q: Say what? A: And the winner is...OMG! I knew I'd get it right eventually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Say what? A: And the winner is...OMG! I knew I'd get it right eventually... Q: Isn't it obvious who will win the award for Most Studly Supervillain? A: Super Suzy Rocker Chick! If you're bad she'll kick your butt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Isn't it obvious who will win the award for Most Studly Supervillain? A: Super Suzy Rocker Chick! If you're bad she'll kick your butt! Q: Who is known as the hero of the mosh pit? A: but then I got high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who is known as the hero of the mosh pit? A: but then I got high. Q. What prevented me from curing cancer, bringing about universal peace and nailing Eliza Dushku, Clare Kramer and Alyson Hannigan ? A. It's no use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 29, 2005 Report Share Posted March 29, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What prevented me from curing cancer, bringing about universal peace and nailing Eliza Dushku, Clare Kramer and Alyson Hannigan ? A. It's no use Q: WHy can't I return this Blow Up Betty Doll? Don't you have a returns policy? A: Three cheers for the Crimson, Pearl, and Azure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Three cheers for the Crimson' date=' Pearl, and Azure.[/quote']Q. Mr. President, how do you feel after your appearance on Queer Eye For The Straight Guy? A. All I have is hard stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketchpad Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. All I have is hard stuff. Q: "How's your viagra addiction?" A: "Hermoglobic" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: "How's your viagra addiction?" A: "Hermoglobic" Q. What part of the blood test indicated that the Greek god Hermes aka Mercury was involved ? A. Right, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. What part of the blood test indicated that the Greek god Hermes aka Mercury was involved ? A. Right, then. Q: But if we take that left turn at ALberquerque we will get lost. A: It is scarey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: But if we take that left turn at ALberquerque we will get lost. A: It is scarey. Q: Behold, the truth of your universe, revealed at last in all its glory! What do you think? A: and that causes me to touch myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Behold, the truth of your universe, revealed at last in all its glory! What do you think? A: and that causes me to touch myself. Q: So you still think about Kara and Rachel? A: It shows no sign of wear and tear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So you still think about Kara and Rachel? A: It shows no sign of wear and tear. Q: What do you mean you can tell that Mister Incredible's cousin, Doctor Incredible, is still retired just by looking at his costume, how? A: I plan to make it into a broadway play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you mean you can tell that Mister Incredible's cousin, Doctor Incredible, is still retired just by looking at his costume, how? A: I plan to make it into a broadway play Q: So why are you buying teh movie rights to the Terry Shivo case? A: It's just a little harmless torture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So why are you buying teh movie rights to the Terry Shivo case? A: It's just a little harmless torture. Q: You're forcing him to read Avengers Disassembled?? A: It's a love song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're forcing him to read Avengers Disassembled?? A: It's a love song. Q: What Kind of song goes "Kill the B****es, Kill the B****es, Kill all the hos."? A: Give me Brady or give me Mandy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 31, 2005 Report Share Posted March 31, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What Kind of song goes "Kill the B****es, Kill the B****es, Kill all the hos."? A: Give me Brady or give me Mandy. Q: Have you any last words? A: I've got the shakes something fierce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I've got the shakes something fierce. Q: Who has the mystery desserts and what's in them? A: No one is interested in my underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Who has the mystery desserts and what's in them? A: No one is interested in my underpants. Q: Why are you bragging about your footwear? A: I disrespectfully agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I disrespectfully agree. Q: What's the best phrase you can hope for on the NGD boards during anything political? A: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What's the best phrase you can hope for on the NGD boards during anything political? A: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh... Q: Look, another thread asking what happened to Kara and Racheal... A: Sure, the pain is incredible, but the benefits are great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Sure' date=' the pain is incredible, but the benefits are great![/quote'] Q: Why do you have sex with animals, Mightybec? A: That was just sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why do you have sex with animals, Mightybec? A: That was just sick. Q: Did you admire the modern art display 'ode to afterbirth'? A: It was like reading L. Ron Hubbard on Speed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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