Doctor Otaku Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What is your opinion of the current spat of lawsuits for head injuries? A: He's a cyclops. Q: I don't get why they call him Ol' Brown Eye? A: And you said that edible panties were so boring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: I don't get why they call him Ol' Brown Eye? A: And you said that edible panties were so boring... Q: Who thought up "Hot Chilli Pepper" flavor? A: she is not at all work safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: he is not at all work safe. Q: What do you think of the boss's young, blonde secretary? A: That is just so stereotypical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: That is just so stereotypical.Q. Why shouldn't I simply tie the hero up' date=' explain my entire complicated plan [i']and[/i] its one Achilles heel, then leave? A. Substitute the anger and agression with guilt and repression and it's yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Why shouldn't I simply tie the hero up' date=' explain my entire complicated plan [i']and[/i] its one Achilles heel, then leave? A. Substitute the anger and agression with guilt and repression and it's yours. Q: What do I need to do to get a date with that hot Klingon babe over there? A: I like the smell of waffle batter in a shampoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I like the smell of waffle batter in a shampoo. Q: How did you inform her sex was the appetizer to breakfast? A: You're a homicidal maniac is "why." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: You're a homicidal maniac is "why." Q: Why won't you let me play with knives while you sleep? A: A real hot lesbian couple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: A real hot lesbian couple. Q: What would you like to be lying in bed between, but will now doubt anyone on the HERO boards claiming to be? A: Artificial lesbianism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Artificial lesbianism.Q. How would you describe Playboy's Girlfriends video? A. Ahh... don't you see? You have within your own question the answer, as well as the seed of our salvation... or our doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. How would you describe Playboy's Girlfriends video? A. Ahh... don't you see? You have within your own question the answer, as well as the seed of our salvation... or our doom. Q: Is it 42? A: I feel flushed!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: I feel flushed!!! Q. Okay, you little turd, talk!! A. I'm gonna write a tear-stained letter, I'm gonna mail it straight to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I'm gonna write a tear-stained letter' date=' I'm gonna mail it straight to you.[/quote'] Q: What did you tell Oprah after she sent you to ten years in a state pound-you-in-the-butt prison? A: Everyone needs a furry friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What did you tell Oprah after she sent you to ten years in a state pound-you-in-the-butt prison? A: Everyone needs a furry friend. Q: Why don't you like women who shave "down there"? A: And that is why it is important to have all your shots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why don't you like women who shave "down there"? A: And that is why it is important to have all your shots. Q: And what is the moral of the story? A: Too many women, not enough pick up lines... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And what is the moral of the story? A: Too many women, not enough pick up lines... Q: Why does Ryo Saeba have trouble getting women? A: I have a gun for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does Ryo Saeba have trouble getting women? A: I have a gun for that. Q: Any idea on how to knock that chip off Superman's shoulder? A: Never can tell when you need to jettison your underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Any idea on how to knock that chip off Superman's shoulder? A: Never can tell when you need to jettison your underwear. Q: Why do you have a ripcord tucked into your pants? A: (singing) I think I loathe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: (singing) I think I loathe you. Q: So, who am I so afraid of? A: Just leave your sister's dolls alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: So, who am I so afraid of? A: Just leave your sister's dolls alone. Q: And why can't I let my G.I. Joes have a panty raid? A: Fools! You heroes are no match for the Screaming Sphincter!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: And why can't I let my G.I. Joes have a panty raid? A: Fools! You heroes are no match for the Screaming Sphincter!!! Q: Just who did Superbean take as a sidekick? A: rolled in jello, and licked clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Just who did Superbean take as a sidekick? A: rolled in jello, and licked clean. Q. So what exactly was the prescription Hugh Hefner's doctors gave him that had the Playmates squirming in delight ? A. And now I'm bored she says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. And now I'm bored she says. Q: What do you not want to hear from your wife ten minutes into the honeymoon? A: And a bag of chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: And a bag of chips. Q: My client demands fresh, South American orchids, rare French wine, at least 20 small-nosed blonde groupies, Alaskan Salmon, and oh, what else? A: This will only pinch a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: My client demands fresh, South American orchids, rare French wine, at least 20 small-nosed blonde groupies, Alaskan Salmon, and oh, what else? A: This will only pinch a little. Q: No, I'm not wearing any green. I had forgotten it was St. Patty's day. A: Like a dozen doughnuts to a starving man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Like a dozen doughnuts to a starving man. Q: Just how important is Marge to Homer? A: Well, maybe not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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