Tim Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: They did what with whom, when...and where???? A: Somtimes life throws ya lemons. Q: Wy did you open up a lemonade stand? A: It was after a late arrival in his pajamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanaci Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It was after a late arrival in his pajamas. Q: He did what to you??? A: It was Prof. Plum in the kitchen with the candlestick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 10, 2005 Report Share Posted March 10, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: He did what to you??? A: It was Prof. Plum in the kitchen with the candlestick. Q: So how did your Dark Mystery Pulp game go last night? A: There is eternity in our hearts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: There is eternity in our hearts.Q. Gentlemen' date=' we here at Hallmark are at a crossroad. Do you think that we can keep Valentine's Day viable, or should we look into inventing a [i']new[/i] holiday? A. We're all half-dead and them that's left is spoilin' for a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q. Gentlemen' date=' we here at Hallmark are at a crossroad. Do you think that we can keep Valentine's Day viable, or should we look into inventing a [i']new[/i] holiday? A. We're all half-dead and them that's left is spoilin' for a fight. Q: Why did the Federal troops have problems against the Confederates in Deadlands RPG? A: It's harder for women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's harder for women. Q: Sorry, Bob, I not only didn't want to see it, but I'm not impressed. What's your point? A: Time to walk the plank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Sorry, Bob, I not only didn't want to see it, but I'm not impressed. What's your point? A: Time to walk the plank. Q) Bob, I said I wasn't impressed, why do have to keep saying things like that? A) No, I am not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 11, 2005 Report Share Posted March 11, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) No' date=' I am not.[/quote'] Q: Are you impressed with my calf muscles? A: Not that, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Not that' date=' either.[/quote']Q. Well, that confirms it... it's definitely not this. What else do we know? A. That's why I'm here to tell you we've got nothing left to prove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. That's why I'm here to tell you we've got nothing left to prove. Q: Yes, I'm a giant mutant, you're a small mutant, everyone can see that, so why are clinging to the ceiling of my bathroom? A: It's all about the "O." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: It's all about the "O."Q. So' date=' what's going on today on [i']Sesame Street[/i]? A. It's heavy and I'm leaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corven_Ren Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Yes, I'm a giant mutant, you're a small mutant, everyone can see that, so why are clinging to the ceiling of my bathroom? A: It's all about the "O." Q: How do you manage to keep your wife happy? A: Flatulence Incoporated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: How do you manage to keep your wife happy? A: Flatulence Incoporated Q) Damn, the fog's thick here, could you take my lighter and see where we are? A) I am a dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) I am a dumbass.Q. Hey' date=' Enforcer, I posted before Corven Ren, so why didn't you Question [i']my[/i] Answer? A. I said it's heavy and I'm leaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A) I am a dumbass.Q. Hey' date=' Enforcer, I posted before Corven Ren, so why didn't you Question [b']my[/b] Answer? A. I said it's heavy and I'm leaving. Q: What do you think of the blind date I set you up with? A: That needs its own zip code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbdaury Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of the blind date I set you up with? A: That needs its own zip code. Q:What was the first thing most women said to John Holmes after he whipped it out? A:Johnny never did learn to play well with others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Otaku Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of the blind date I set you up with? A: That needs its own zip code. Q: So, what do you think of my plan for the world's largest wardrobe malfunction? A: Mmm... Milk Blasted Choco Boobs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A:Johnny never did learn to play well with others. Q: Why does Johnny masturbate? A: Mmm... Milk Blasted Choco Boobs...[/Quote] Q: What made you want your own zip code, Dr.? A: This was no boating accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: Why does Johnny masturbate? Q: What made you want your own zip code, Dr.? A: This was no boating accident. Q: The victim seems to have been chopped apart by a motorboat propeller. Yet was found in the middle of the Mojave Desert. What can you deduce from that? A: They've been outperformed for three years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: They've been outperformed for three years. Q: What do you think of our Dallas Cowboys? A: I'd give it more than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions Q: What do you think of our Dallas Cowboys? A: I'd give it more than that. Q: How would you rank Doc Anomoly's pic of Heather Kozar? I'd give it a 10. A: He takes it right between the circles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBug Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: He takes it right between the circles.Q. Where does Mr. Miracle get hit? A. I quite clearly said that I wanted to talk. I never said anything about wanting to listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A. I quite clearly said that I wanted to talk. I never said anything about wanting to listen. Q: We're having a conversation; why aren't you listening to me?! A: Let the door hit you on the way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A: Let the door hit you on the way out. Q: I've thrown my back our, what should I do? A:Happy happy joy joy happy hoppy joy joy happy hoppy happy hoppy joy joy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy joy!!!!! *happy prancing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Re: Answers & Questions A:Happy happy joy joy happy hoppy joy joy happy hoppy happy hoppy joy joy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy joy!!!!! *happy prancing* Q: Did you here that the wicked witch was dead? A: everything is on sails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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