Michael Hopcroft Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 A: This episode left me feeling hallow and unsatisfied. Q: So you're giving up on Agents of SHIELD? A: And that explains why everybody in Innsmouth is so eager to mate with Deep Ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 Q: Why are all of the women here dressed as Japanese school-girls? A: Oh look, it's Foxbat. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 A: Oh look, it's Foxbat. Again. Q: Why did we just send out the fourth-tier with no backup? A: I stole it without their noticing it after asking them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 8, 2014 Report Share Posted March 8, 2014 A: I stole it without their noticing it after asking them. Q: I don't believe it! We just bought paper clips a week ago! Where do they all go? A: I could tell you what I'm going to do with five thousand cases of random office supplies, but then I'd have to hurt you very badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 Q: How in the hell did five thousand cases of Office Supplies just disappear? Mike, do you know anything? A: It must be the 8th of March. I could never get the hang of the 8th of March. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 9, 2014 Report Share Posted March 9, 2014 A: It must be the 8th of March. I could never get the hang of the 8th of March. Q - Aren't you a week early in worrying about the Ides of March? A - It was on fire when I got here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Q: What happened to Justin Beiber's House? A: When in doubt, Napalm. Lots and lots of Napalm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 A: When in doubt, Napalm. Lots and lots of Napalm.Q: What do you recommend for getting the weeds out of my roses? I don't want half-measures, now. A: A cubic furlong of cat barf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 Q: So what did your ex give you in the divorce settlement? A: Break out the C-4: The Gophers have returned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 10, 2014 Report Share Posted March 10, 2014 A: Break out the C-4: The Gophers have returned! Q - Are you really filming a Caddyshack sequel? A - Blow it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 A - Blow it. Q: By dose is sore add rudding. Should I take a decondgesadt? A: I had trouble understanding that too, and I helped write it! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 A: I had trouble understanding that too, and I helped write it! Q: I can't make heads or tails of the Tax Code. Help me, Congressman! A: You found the one media property the Lego videogame people would never touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 A: You found the one media property the Lego videogame people would never touch. Q: Rule 34 Cubed? A: I fear that market is much bigger than you fear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 Q: Who in the hell buys shoes made from recycled condoms? A: You and every other idiot on the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 A: You and every other idiot on the road. Q: Oh look! An accident! I slowed down to watch, do you mind? A: Puppy. Kitten. Miniature Chainsaw. What can go wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 A: Puppy. Kitten. Miniature Chainsaw. What can go wrong? Q: Where did all this blood come from?!?! A: You only live until I kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 A: You only live until I kill you. Q: Yeah? How do I know I'm an extra in your bad adventure movie, Mister Murder? A: If that's a rook, I'm in an aviary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 Q: What was that sound? A: Everything tastes better with bacon. EVERYTHING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2014 Report Share Posted March 11, 2014 A: Everything tastes better with bacon. EVERYTHING!Q: What is this square of brown stuff in my martini? A: Boss Hog: Mastermind Cannibal Pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Q: I'm rebooting the Dukes of Hazard into a Saturday Morning cartoon with Super-Heroes and talking animals. Any ideas? A: I think that's one too many cross overs for your new video game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 A: I think that's one too many cross overs for your new video game. Q - I'm writing a new video game that features Subzero, Iceman, Frozone, Captain Cold, the Abominable Snowman, Ice-9, and Queen Elsa. I'm calling it "World of Frostcraft". What do you think? A - It works just fine, as long as you don't actually turn it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 A - It works just fine, as long as you don't actually turn it on. Q: I understand you're beta-testing an Xbox One clone that runs on Linux. How's it coming? A: Obviously having things explained to you is not your strong point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 Q: You mind running that by me just one more time? A: Oh look, yet another wizard. Watch out for the fireball, guys. Wheeeee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 A: Oh look, yet another wizard. Watch out for the fireball, guys. Wheeeee. Q - What happens when an average dungeon party attacks a dragon convention? A - I lit it on fire, just like you asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 Q: Didn't you used to have a dog? A: If it was good enough for John Hancock, it's good enough for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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