SteveZilla Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Today, collisions between two 3.5 TeV proton beams in CERN's Large Hadron Collider set the world record for the highest energy man-made particle collisions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Yeah, but did they find the damn boson yet? Because they better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted March 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! At least before they destroy the world with the world's first artificial Black Hole, right? EDIT: BTW, Old Man, I stumbled across a YT video about being "ON A BOAT!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! If it's the SNL one, then yeah, that's where I got it from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Yeah' date=' but did they find the damn boson yet? Because they better.[/quote'] He could be almost anywhere on the ship. Then again, he could be on shore leave... Lucius Alexander The palindromedary suggests whistling for him... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexMundi Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Bad things happen with Bosons on shore leave....bad things..... ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Bad things happen with Bosons on shore leave....bad things..... ~Rex But no matter how you spin it, you have to admit that bosons have integerity. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says well, if you want to be particular.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Aren't they also quite colorful characters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Aren't they also quite colorful characters? And funny. They quark me up. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary is listening to the Dave Mathews Band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! I see you have fallen for their charm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! I see you have fallen for their charm. Ack! Pun...overload...imminent!!! Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing gluons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 1, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! I see yet another poster has lepton the bandwagon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! I prefer to take a neutron stance on this issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Holck Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! I think the top is just an excited state of up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! You guys are hopelessly strange. No amount of spin or charm can top that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! I would assume that the conservation types are feeling violated about all this. And they're complaining about problems with their charges, and time, and a lack of parity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexMundi Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Well technically speaking, if we aren't actually observing the particles of any flavor, then said particles don't exist to be collided yet right? ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Actually, they both exist and don't exist at the same time. It's like Social Security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RexMundi Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Hmmm........On and Off at the same time......Seem to know more then a few women like that. I get it. ~Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! I would assume that the conservation types are feeling violated about all this. And they're complaining about problems with their charges' date=' and time, and a lack of parity.[/quote'] I can just imagine what one of those you call "conservation types" might say. How once there were many boson, covering the fields with their mass, so that a herd of them would take days to pass. How it was the Indian who first knew the boson, and they thus have an Indian name, but White Men would not respect the boson; White fermers would like to fence off fields and turn everything to fermions because they think nothing else (is) matter(s.) They would take a strong boson and boil it down for gluon! It doesn't take an Einstein to see that boson are elementary, but it took Einstein to get them taken seriously.... Lucius Alexander The palindromedary kicks Lucius until he shuts up again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 1, 2010 Report Share Posted April 1, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! I suppose they complained about all the colored gluons, too. Nowadays, are the bosons Few and Fermi between? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Obvious Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Okay, I was thinking the title to this thread was pretty witty, and I would probably buy a t-shirt with it. But the puns have gotten pretty bad. Put a quark in it, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 2, 2010 Report Share Posted April 2, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Okay' date=' I was thinking the title to this thread was pretty witty, and I would probably buy a t-shirt with it. But the puns have gotten pretty bad. Put a quark in it, guys.[/quote'] What's the meson for mu putting us all down like that? Are mu upset because nobdy included the pi option? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted April 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Why don't we put all of this to a vote? It's Electron day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Re: Science gives me a Hadron! Alright that does it, everyone out of the pool. Get going. You too, SteveZilla, get a muon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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