Old Man Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Fortunately I only live in one house so I think I’m good. Do Mars and Jupiter think I should buy crypto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 49 minutes ago, Cancer said: Do students actually pay attention to my lectures? I'll take "Life in Academia" for $800, Ken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 14, 2022 Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Old Man said: Fortunately I only live in one house so I think I’m good. Do Mars and Jupiter think I should buy crypto? Yes. Disclaimer: not a financier or astrologer so this does count as either advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2022 11 hours ago, Old Man said: Fortunately I only live in one house so I think I’m good. Do Mars and Jupiter think I should buy crypto? Mars wants you to buy stock in a weapons manufacturer instead. As for Jupiter, he is currently otherwise "engaged", so you should probably make up your own mind without his help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 15, 2022 Report Share Posted May 15, 2022 AHA! That's a great satanic question!!! * feverishly types it into Monday's exam * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 I can only assume that I have shifted into some accelerated frame of reference, because my computer is running so freaking slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 19, 2022 Report Share Posted May 19, 2022 Probably it's late in the enforced obsolescence cycle, so they're shoveling in junk to convince you to spend money on a new box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 They're not wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 But they aren't correct in the quantitative sense, either, said Dr Satan with glittering eyes as he mentioned the "screws". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 But they are correct in a qualitative sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Are you sure? Do you want a kid to tell you something is "seven screws long"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Is a 'screw' a unit of distance, or time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Cancer said: Are you sure? Do you want a kid to tell you something is "seven screws long"? That is still a quantitive answer not a qualitative one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 "More'n a couple. Not as many as some." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Finals week this week. Fun and good times for all. I hope I can get through without getting shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 My finals week is two weeks off, almost. Before then we must introduce ... angular momentum. MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Pariah said: Finals week this week. Fun and good times for all. I hope I can get through without getting shot. So say we all. But if not, you will be avenged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 The Law of Conservation of Angular Momentum: What goes around, comes around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 The golden rule? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 "Do unto others before they do unto you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 Angular momentum is what separates the bosons from the fermions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 25, 2022 Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 It also separates the water from my freshly rinsed salad greens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 25, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2022 There are very few things in nature, it seems, that do not spin. "Make it spin! Spinning is so much cooler than not spinning." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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