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A funny thing that happened yesterday at school: I was looking back through some old memories on social media, and I came across something that made me laugh out loud. One of my students heard me and said, "Mr P, what was that? That sounded like an evil laugh."

 

Me: "Oh, I was just reminded of a really awful joke."

 

Her: "Are you going to tell us? You have to tell us now."

 

Me: "Okay, what do you get if you take a fig with a mass of 1 kilogram and accelerate it by one meter per second squared?"

 

Her: (hesitantly) "I don't know, what?"

 

Me: (shows her a picture of a fig newton)

 

Her: (groaning audibly) "That was terrible. Good, but terrible."

 

Me: (offering my hand) "Hi, I'm Mr. P. Have we met?" 

 

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19 hours ago, Pariah said:

A funny thing that happened yesterday at school: I was looking back through some old memories on social media, and I came across something that made me laugh out loud. One of my students heard me and said, "Mr P, what was that? That sounded like an evil laugh."

 

Me: "Oh, I was just reminded of a really awful joke."

 

Her: "Are you going to tell us? You have to tell us now."

 

Me: "Okay, what do you get if you take a fig with a mass of 1 kilogram and accelerate it by one meter per second squared?"

 

Her: (hesitantly) "I don't know, what?"

 

Me: (shows her a picture of a fig newton)

 

Her: (groaning audibly) "That was terrible. Good, but terrible."

 

Me: (offering my hand) "Hi, I'm Mr. P. Have we met?" 

 


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