My last name is Thomas. THOMAS! THOMAS, DAMMIT, NOT THOMPSON!!! 49 years on this planet and people constantly say THOMPSON! It's not a hard name, in fact, it's quite bleeping common! Actually, I would hazard a guess and say that Thomas is far more common than Thompson. If you don't think you actually know my last name, please....ASK!
Oh, and don't even get me started on the people I've very politely corrected yet, STILL THEY SAY... THOMPSON!