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Hana Watanabe- is Sailor Easter.  A childhood fan of magical girl anime. She now wears a "sailor schoolgirl inspired outfit" along with bunny ears.  She joined the Chinese Zodiac team, after her failed attempt to join the X-Mas Men.   She carries around an Easter basket filled with "egg" grenades.
 
Note: Hey, the X-mas Men got filled before I could use her, so here is my chance to take the rabbit spot. 

I forget the pitcher and the teams, but there is a legend from the deadball era, when the spitball was legal.  One pitcher who lived with the spitball, would sometimes lick the ball to intimidate the opposition.  One home team, eventually, to stop that, rubbed their baseballs in cow manure.  

Hana Watanabe- is Sailor Easter.  A childhood fan of magical girl anime. She now wears a "sailor schoolgirl inspired outfit" along with bunny ears.  She joined the Chinese Zodiac team, after her failed attempt to join the X-Mas Men.   She carries around an Easter basket filled with "egg" grenades.
 
Note: Hey, the X-mas Men got filled before I could use her, so here is my chance to take the rabbit spot. 

Gail Doran- is an extremely powerful psychokinetic, her most powerful ability is the ability to manipulate winds to create mini-tornadoes.   She calls herself Dorothy, inspired by some movie she watched like 200 times as a kid.

I think it is new team time
 
THe Ozlanders.
 
Based off the main characters the Wizard of Oz.  Each representing one character who was traveling to the Emerald City.  4 members (5 if someone chooses to do one for Toto)

MonsterBall
 
 
It is a sentient ball with super bouncing ability.  It "punches" with its bounces.

Well, to be fair, I am only reporting what I see out of it.
 
 

Well, to be fair, I am only reporting what I see out of it.
 
 

Feel Like Making Love by Bad Company.  Generally like Bad Company, but this song
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
 
 
Note: Again, the local rock station feels compelled to make sure, I hear it nearly once a week.  All the more painful, one time had to listen to it,  then a quarter mile from the work's parking lot, they start up  the awesome "Master of Puppets" by Metallica.  Why couldn't they have reversed the order, WHY?????????
 
 

Might get excommunicated for this:
 
Most Red Hot Chili Peppers songs annoy me too.
 
 
Note: Oh, and Green Day

Every song done by Nickelback and the Black Eyed Peas.  
 
Note: well I kind of like one early Nickelback song, but thanks to every other song of theirs, I don't want to ever hear it either.

You had a gaming store, aint had one in my area since the 1990s

What would be hilariously ironic, would be Eli Manning to the Patriots.

What would be hilariously ironic, would be Eli Manning to the Patriots.

Lilah Silva-Desmond.  Is a slightly different type of "reality warper".  With a mere touch from her, people go on one hell of a trip, hallucinating all kinds of crazy stuff for 24 hours. Just call her by her initials.
 
Note: Ok, I just had to go outside the box with this one.  

Part of me, was actually kind of cheering for the Patriots, because of the way the media has dogged Brady of late.  (you know it couldn't possibly be, because he only has 2 guys who can catch a ball-Edelman/White).  Still think Brady could eek out one more year, if they find a good 3rd option (probably 2 more, and one really needs to be a TE).
 
COurse, if Brown and Gordon, didn't Brown and Gordon, who knows (but who didn't see that coming)
 
Note: I did actually say to myself with the Brown signing, he'd self-destruct by Week 6,  I apologize for my underestimation.
 
Edit: and even if I was pulling (nominally) for the Patriots that doesn't mean I wept over it.  And doesn't mean I wouldn't want to see an outright buzzsaw bifurcation of their team by Chiefs/Ravens, soon after.  If Brady doesn't come back, it would be ironic that his final pass was the Pick 6.

I got the pitchforks, whose getting the torches?

The big problem is getting non-silly twits to run for office.  Cant vote better, if you don't have better choices.

Maybe, but I am an equal opportunity silly twit caller.  (as in the majority of both sides)

Never remake an animated feature into a live-action movie.

If you take your kid to a grocery store, upon entering they will become posessed by a demon from the deepest level of hell.  Plan accordingly.

course, another thing I thought of in car vs plane.  If you are driving the car at least, you at least still "feel" like you control your destiny.  
 
And I would never use a self-driving car, because my contentious relationship with all things electronic suggest, the thing will eventually go kamikaze in an all-out bid to end me.

I am afraid, we need to shoot you out of a cannon for asking such a question.   (and that goes for any other comparison of Disney animation movie to its soulless live-action remake)

I thought Jay Gruden was unemployed at the moment.

Speaking of Cats, is there a reason anybody would want to see it, except for somebody who has a weird Furry/ Taylor Swift fetish combo
 
Umm, wait, are there people who do?
 
 
Do I even want to know?