Old Man Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Earlier every year! Storylines for the new season: Could the Browns' arrow actually be pointing upward? Could the Raiders' arrow be pointing anywhere other than straight down? What is the point of NFL games while the Patriots exist? How can the NFL make rules for tackling and receiving any more incomprehensible? Will broadcasters finally abandon all pretense of restraint and just use the entire field as a green screen to play commercials during the game? When will autoduelling finally replace the NFL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Arrow discussion takes place in another thread, the 8th season will be the last. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 My question: How will the Broncos manage to unferachieve this season? And who will John Elway get rid of next January after it happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 The Vikings will win the Superbowl this season. There, I have said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 12 minutes ago, Pariah said: My question: How will the Broncos manage to unferachieve this season? And who will John Elway get rid of next January after it happens? Well, they are supposed to be trading Keenum right? Now they just have to figure out a way to gather up the Paxnate Peterlynch QB duo that I want to see come to fruition. Note: Each QB stays in until they end a drive with with a turnover. So, the QB position should switch about 3-4 times a game easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Cyberball rules with exploding ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 23 hours ago, Badger said: Well, they are supposed to be trading Keenum right? Now they just have to figure out a way to gather up the Paxnate Peterlynch QB duo that I want to see come to fruition. Note: Each QB stays in until they end a drive with with a turnover. So, the QB position should switch about 3-4 times a game easily. The Jags are dumping Blake Bortles in the wake of Nick Foles coming to JAX, so Elway could pick him up. Overdraft a rookie next month, and you've got a trifecta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 I am a much bigger fan of John Elway now that he's in the front office than I was when he was shredding the Squawks on the field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Pariah said: The Jags are dumping Blake Bortles in the wake of Nick Foles coming to JAX, so Elway could pick him up. Overdraft a rookie next month, and you've got a trifecta! Not crazy about any QBs this year. So, 3 will go in the Top 10. (2 in top 5 is a requirement) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grailknight Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Wow, just wow. Playoffs for Cleveland this year. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26242951/browns-acquiring-obj-giants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 I'm sure Jimmy Haslam will figure out a way to cock this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 42 minutes ago, Grailknight said: Wow, just wow. Playoffs for Cleveland this year. http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26242951/browns-acquiring-obj-giants How long is it been since we could legitimately say that getting traded to the Browns was a step up for a really good player? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 We need to temper expectations... but on paper that offense is frickin' scary. Mayfield, Hunt Who Kicks Girls, Landry, Njoku and now OBJ, plus an average OL from last year. Haslam will have to get creative to cock it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Trade his defense for three magic beans and Tim Tebow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Don't know what the New York Mets would do with 11 football players. But, if they can pull out 3 magic beans they might do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 It's refreshing to see a Ohio football team that seems to care about winning. Meanwhile, the Bengals FA activity has included re-signing three crappy players for far more than they're worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 The Browns have looked to make decent growth. (but did sign a trashcan human) The Ravens broke up their defense for spare parts and fooled Denver into paying for Flacco The Steelers best players at the RB and WR position pouted their way out of town The Bengals....did....things...kind of. The Browns could be winners by default? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 The Panthers are bleeding free agents. *sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 30 minutes ago, Enforcer84 said: The Browns have looked to make decent growth. (but did sign a trashcan human) The Ravens broke up their defense for spare parts and fooled Denver into paying for Flacco The Steelers best players at the RB and WR position pouted their way out of town The Bengals....did....things...kind of. The Browns could be winners by default? Well, the Steelers might be better simply by getting rid of 2/3 of the cancerous Bs. Less migraines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 Being fairly familiar with the AFC North and lots of family in the Pittsburgh. I can tell you, Roethlisberger is also pretty cancerous himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 17 hours ago, Badger said: Well, the Steelers might be better simply by getting rid of 2/3 of the cancerous Bs. Less migraines. 8 hours ago, Starlord said: Being fairly familiar with the AFC North and lots of family in the Pittsburgh. I can tell you, Roethlisberger is also pretty cancerous himself. Captain Gropeass McCarcrash* isn't exactly a one man wrecking crew anymore. I think Tomlin is a better coach than the Steelers deserve, and they probably will look formid - hey did they get swept by Jacksonville two seasons straight? Oops No, it was 1-2 and that was with Bell and Brown in 2017. I guess we'll see as we always do. I don't see them at the bottom on the division. But maybe not at the top. (*I know it was a motorcycle. It worked better as is. I cleared it with my editor) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 The last remaining member of Seattle's Legion of Boom secondary, Earl Thomas, signed with Baltimore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 11 hours ago, Starlord said: Being fairly familiar with the AFC North and lots of family in the Pittsburgh. I can tell you, Roethlisberger is also pretty cancerous himself. That was the 3rd B. (BenBrownBell) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Bengals reportedly cut oft-suspended, controversial linebacker Vontaze Burfict Looks like addition by subtraction to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 There had been a lot of local speculation that this might, and should, happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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