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"As I was meditating in the back yard, and I watched
my lawn sprinkler in action, I had this really great idea.  .  ."

Tie a skyrocket to this guy's back, and this
could be one of the Coyote's schemes
to catch the Road Runner.  .  .

One "Beautiful" Word.  .  .

That reminds me, especially with the Yoda reaction. At a friend's memorial service over the weekend, they told this story:
 
My friend Bill was at a con, and was at the the signing table next to Mark Hamill. As you might guess, Hamill had a huge line, and Bill had comparatively few.
When there was finally a breather, Mark turned to Bill and asked his name.
Bill answered, "I am Obi-Hind, Jedi Proctologist. These are not the 'roids you're looking for."
Hamill fell out of his chair laughing.
 

But, they don't go with her dress.

In extra large fortune cookies, a Playboy Bunny

Hey, just add a voice that says "Target acquired" and it'll be all good!  The one from Colossus: The Forbin Project would be just th ething.

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with?
 
Asking for a friend.

I guess people weren't big fans.

No new technology works as well as its most enthusiastic boosters hope.
 
Every new technology brings new problems with it.
 
And yet, I see no evidence of people really wanting to give up computers. Or aviation. Or plastics. Or automobiles. Or radio. Or explosives. Or antibiotics. Or electricity. Or artificial fertilizers. Or automatic looms. Or vaccination. Or the printing press. Or, for that matter, writing (which took away our memories and put us at the mercy of paperwork), agriculture (the starting point for the threat of overpopulation), or fire (who knows how many still are killed each year from our failure to control it?), or knives (still a popular tool of murder).
 
I take this as evidence that the common person recognizes that the benefits from the expansion of human capacity consistently outweigh the drawbacks. And given this long history, I confidently predict that it will continue to be so.
 
So good for you, Mr. Branson. I raise my glass to you, and to everyone else trying to develop space industry.
 
Dean Shomshak

I burned my mouth on hipster tacos once. I ate them before they were cool.

Wisdom from The Sphinx:
 
"You must be like the wolf pack... not like the six-pack."
"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums."
"Learn to hide your strikes from your opponent and you'll more easily strike his hide."
"When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack."
"He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions."
"Do not go there, my son! When you doubt your powers, you give power to your doubts."
"We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."
"Sometimes, the true hero is the one with the courage to run away."

Capitol Riot Defendants Receiving History Lessons From Their Attorney