Re: Help me stat this "sword"
I'm too tired to notice skimpy clothing, so I'll just comment on the sword.
You can write it up any way you like, because there is no way anyone with normal humanoid joint articulation could ever use it without disemboweling themselves. Also, the balance is all wrong
If the gripping area were longer and the blades shorter, it could be used in quarterstaff form... but, as it is, it's a suicide looking for a place to happen.
God, she's got a nice butt!!