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  1. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The players are having some ninja problems. Johnny Cornfed: Well, we know this is a town with metahumans, so, based on population, I'd say there should be about three ninjas enrolled in this school... He then decides to call them out, and goes to the editor of the school newspaper and asks her to publish an article where he says that "ninjas are stupid, and I'm not scared of them." The headline: New Kid Attempts To Set Up Painfully Obvious Trap
  2. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In a supervillains game, one of the PCs expresses concern that someone we plan to rob might hire assassins to come after us. The rest of the PC's scoff. Eris: In the words of a great philosopher, "consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!"
  3. Re: Quote of the Week From My Life. I got to greet somone "How's your spleen?" this morning...
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  5. International Catalogue of Superheroes From the site You can browse alphabetically or by country.
  6. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Technically, all "red-neck" means is someone who does enough labor out in the sun to get sunburned on the back of the neck, so, yeah, there probably were one or two non-racist rednecks out there...
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  8. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... "hang on... I need to make a perception check on my common sense."
  9. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The Commander: Just don't loose any of your equipment. Too much paperwork. Kalain: Does she (points at fellow pc) count as equipment? The Commander: No... she's personnel. Kalain: Is it more paperwork if we lose personnel? The Commander: Of course - normally personnel are carrying equipment.
  10. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The heroes are receiving their mail. As a replacement team, none of them are particularly famous. Siafu: Oh! I got a fan letter! (reads) "Dear Siafu, Our teacher said we have to write a letter to our favorite superhero. I don't have a favorite superhero, so I threw a dart at a national list and I got you..." A rather creepy necromantic villain has developed an obsession with the team leader. Also in the mail came a large wooden box. There's no return address, and the label reads "every woman deserves flowers and a puppy." Beater: All right, I'd like everyone to take a step back. You don't all have to see this. Heavy Metal: (slow on the uptake) Wait -- Shouldn't that box have holes in it?
  11. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A couple of my teen champions characters found a new PC, a refugee from a VIPER experiment in the street, and offer to give him a lift to the police. As they drive, they realize where he's from and how brainwashed he is. PC: Aaa! "This car is protected by Viper" ('cause it's in the back seat!)
  12. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... A group of shady-looking types are trying to launch what's obviously a missile. When our heroes confront them, they insist that their papers are all in order and that they are launching a "weather balloon". They stick to this story in the face of any and all evidence to the contrary. Finally, as some of the heroes are about to stop the launch, the head tech loses his temper. Tech: If you don't stop interfering, I'm going to hit detonate without launching and kill us all! PC: How are you going to do that? All you have is a weather balloon. Later on, the same PC makes a call to the head of the government department responsible for the fiasco. (And who has previously promised there would be no more shenanigans.) PC: (without saying hello) Now, you're going to want to say "Happy Birthday," but just hold off on that. Official: What? Why? PC: Because nobody here was born yesterday! Official: This is about the weather balloons, isn't it?
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  14. Re: The cranky thread You know the thing I was so glad at being at GenCon instead of dealing with. I'm still dealing with it, and... *headdesk*
  15. Re: Percy Jackson and the Olympians That and some of the changes killed the funny. Part of the tone of the books is the humor of modern interpretations of mythological constructs. I'd particularly liked the bit where It's the sort of thing that would be fun to carry over into the game world, as in American Gods.
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