Cancer

Keith Emerson, and Eugene the Jeep

Apparently, the boss was concerned about the wire cutters getting stolen.  Also, apparently the boss doesn't understand that they're wire cutters.

Proud Mary, from Creedence Clearwater Revival

https://www.npr.org/2024/06/02/nx-s1-4988589/wwii-veterans-arrive-in-france-ahead-of-d-day-commemoration
 
Dean Shomshak

The sale of my late father-in-law's house by my wife's estate (hint: not exactly me, legally, but I had to do the paperwork stuff) seems finally to have gone through.
 
Advice: try not to be involved with a real estate transaction in which the title company tries to push the paperwork through after 4PM Pacific Time on the Friday before a three-day weekend.  Yeeeeeesh.

Criticism comes first from those who have never attempted what they witnessed.

Well, Moses was the first person to download data from the cloud using a tablet....

This is not a funny picture except in a rueful-at-heresy way.
 
 

I believe we are allowed to poke fun at other game companies' IP.
 
 
 
Though this next one doesn't need spoiler tags.
 

This is not a funny picture except in a rueful-at-heresy way.
 
 

This is not a funny picture except in a rueful-at-heresy way.
 
 

I believe we are allowed to poke fun at other game companies' IP.
 
 
 
Though this next one doesn't need spoiler tags.
 

This is not a funny picture except in a rueful-at-heresy way.
 
 

One of my best friends has been sick, and he has taken a turn for the worse. I plan to see him this weekend. It may be my last chance, although I hope not.

Easier to explain as being a simple typo in your notation.

Here you go: Terrance Howard’s book (pdf).
https://tcotlc.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/OTOET_PREVIEW_062_October_03_2021.pdf

This is not really a joke so much as a true story that the joke reminded me of.  While I was in high school band, we were practicing our field show when a thunderstorm started coming in.  Our director--who had a great sense of humor--was on top of the press box by himself with a megaphone when we started seeing lightning.  One of our drum majors yelled up to him, asking if we should end practice because of the storm.  The answer through the megaphone was, "No.  Run it again."

We finished that run and the lightning was noticeably closer.  Same drum major yelled up, "That's getting closer and we have a lot of brass down here.  Shouldn't we stop?"  The answer from the director was, "I'm up here!  I'm in more danger than any of you.  One more time!"
 
From the back of the band, someone yelled, "Yeah, but you're not a good conductor!"
 
The megaphone clicked back on and we all hear chuckling through it before "OK!  Go home!"

My End of School Year Report
 
(Spoilered for excessive verbosity.)
 
 

The Red Lobster was the best seafood restaurant in Bloomington, Indiana, when I lived there in the late 1980s.
 
This is comment about Bloomington, not an endorsement of Red Lobster.

No Normal Defense