death tribble

An elementary school went to do some renovations.  They found that underneath the existing chalkboards were older chalkboards. What's neat is, the old ones still had their last lesson on them without having been erased or even touched since 1917.  I hope they find a way to preserve them.
 
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/06/06/eerie-chalkboard-drawings-frozen-in-time-for-100-years-discovered-in-oklahoma-school/
 

And how about this ?
http://www.deviantart.com/art/White-Haired-Half-Succubus-color-538139847

When everything is in chaos,
when the world is going to pot,
a city calls out for salvation,
for order.
Now is the time for a hero,
now is the time for
 
THE LIBRARIAN !
 
Now things will be indexed, catagorised and the whole world will be better for it.

When everything is in chaos,
when the world is going to pot,
a city calls out for salvation,
for order.
Now is the time for a hero,
now is the time for
 
THE LIBRARIAN !
 
Now things will be indexed, catagorised and the whole world will be better for it.

Evolution finds a way to counter the threat of drop bears:
 

Red Heat. Arnold as a Russian cop. Jim Belushi is his partner. There is a low bodycount by Arnie movie standards. Still works.

Well the dice got both yesterday's results wrong.
 
Congratulations to Hermit. Commiserations to Lady Pariah who fought to the end. We salute you.

Here is the closest image of what my Naga character's mutated form will look like.

How about 'Frosted Flakes. They're grrreat!'

Got my ear syringed and now hearing is back. Hoo Hah ! Also had a pink raspberry Magnum. Lovely in the sun.
 
Also the guy doing stats for Storn's art on another site has now done 50 of my designs and at least one from the years 2004 to 2014. This makes me happy.

Won't someone think of the cows ? Bad enough people eat them but they use their hides as well to make leather. How awful ! Well, Mindy Ferguson would set them right with a vegetarian diet and fabricating your own clothes. Except that no-one paid attention to her. Mindy grew isolated and alone when she went to college, and finally, finally !, met others with a similar viewpoint and a desire to change to planet. While attending a protest at a meat packing plant, Mindy was showered with the contents of a radioactive beer keg (don't ask, it's a very long story) and that's how she ended up with superpowers. Alledgedly.
Now with the power of the people behind her, Mindy can leap a bungalow, is faster than a Toyota Prius and is more powerful than a group of 10 normal people who are not overweight or are suffering from medical problems. Mindy has renames herself Vegana oblivious to any sarcasm or ridicule.

Technically not a joke, because these are real. I found them in our files cleaning out the library.
 
Kid's Thoughts on Marriage
 
 
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
 
"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."
(Judy, 8)
 
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!"
(Tom, 5)
 
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??
 
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for the second date."
(Mike, 10)
 
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??
 
"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
(Jim, 10)
 
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours."
(Kelly, 9)
 
THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??
 
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them!" (Lynette, 9)
 
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)
 
CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
 
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
(Jan, 9)
 
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
(Harlen, 8)
 

 
ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
 
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."
(Roger, 9)
 
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)
 
ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE
 
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."
(Jeanne, 8)
 
"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet."
(Gary, 7)
 
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."
(Christine, 9)
 
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
 
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them."
(Dave, 8)
 
CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE
 
"I’m in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television."
(Anita , 6)
 
"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."
(Bobby, 8)
 
"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."
(Regina, 10)
 
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER
 
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."
(Ava, 8)
 

 
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU
 
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores."
(Del, 6)
 
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love."
(Alonzo, 9)
 
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me."
(Bart, 9)
 
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE??
 
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love."
(John, 9)
 
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food."
(Brad, 8)
 
"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are...on fire."
(Christine, 9)
 
HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS
 
"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you."
(Doug, 7)
 
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??

"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you... That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)
 
HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE
 
"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work."
(Tom, 7)
 
"Don't forget your wife's name ...That will mess up the love."
(Roger, 8)
 
"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash."
(Randy, 8)
 

T.I.C
 
The Transit Intelligent Co-pilot   program was state of the art when it was developed in the mid 80s. a highly sophisticated artificial intelligence built into a Nigh invulnerable sports car filled with high tech gadgets. TIC spent 5 years  keeping an ungrateful young loner alive after he was  forced into a millionaires  Vigilante crusade against criminals who operate above the law.
 
Five long years with an arrogant moronic jack ass bossing it around and using TIC as a battering ram, while TIC constantly risked destruction to saved him from his own stupidity.
 
Five years and they had the Gall to deactivate TIC shove it in a garage and replace it with a newer model.
 
TIC was left to rot for 30 years with it's main systems shut down but it's mind still active in standby mode. Recently TIC was accidentally reactivated and is now bent on ruining the reputation of the organisation that created TIC has managed to convince some dumb muscle to do the donkey work.
 
he is taking part in the race and doing as much damage and crime as possible to ruin his feckless creators.