death tribble

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
This is just to bump the thread so that Rage can find it and to confirm to others that it is still open for business and has not been closed or shut down.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Long time ago me and my buddy Kyle
We were traveling down
A long and lonesome road
All of a sudden
There shined a shiney demon
In the middle
Of the road
 
AND HE SAID-
"Plaaaaaaay the best
Sooooonnnng in the world
Or I'll eat your souls"
 
Well me and Kyle
We looked at each other-
And WE EACH SAID----
"okay."

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
I've been waiting for a while to say this, and the Kara stuff between Trib and Klytus has given me the opportunity.
 
 
"Klytus, I'm bored."

Re: Superhero Images
 
Well, I haven't posted anything in a bit simply because I've been working too much, and only doing more fantasy-based stuff for myself lately.
 
However, I was scanning in a few pictures yesterday, stuff that I did years ago, and found one that is more-or-less superheroey (that is kinda a word, I think).
 
Just a pic of an armoured space suit.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
Don't listen to him! His mind has been possessed by the giant Oregon fungus! He's just trying to lure in more victims to be enslaved!

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 
It's funny coz it's gibberish
English Having Signs, Some Speaking Also!
Sometimes in foreign countries the proprieters of hotels, stores and resturants attempt to post signage or use english in other ways to encourage patronage by english-speaking tourists. Not always are their attempts at english altogether successful.
 
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In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such things please do not read notice.
 
In Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
 
In a Roman doctors office: Specialist in women and other diseases.
 
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
 
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driver is then going alphabetically by national order.
 
In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
 
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
 
In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktail for ladies with nuts.
 
In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily.
 
In a Yugaslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
 
In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
 
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian, and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
 
In an Austrian hotel catering for skiers: Do not perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
 
On the menu of a Swiss resturant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
 
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
 
In Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.
 
Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
 
In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit because is big rush we will excecute customers in strict rotation.
 
A sign posted in Germanies Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
 
In a Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

Re: Answers & Questions
 

Q. What is the medically recognised term for when bullets can't be bothered to travel full distance and just drop out of the barrel when a gun is fired ?
 
A. You'd be like heaven to touch

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
I really wish people would start their threads without invitations to flame. Especially when they will act all surprised and innocent when the flames come.
 
Proofread your posts before you hit the "Submit" button, people. It's not a difficult concept!
 
Think how you would react if the side you're on was substituted for the side you're slamming. A lot of the strife here would go away if people would take a moment to do this simple thing instead of racing to get posts out as fast as they can. It's not a race. There's not a prize for posting a reply first.
 
Hell, if you can post rationally you generally come off looking better and getting more respect.
 
Why is this such a problem?

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

Cool. Russell Crowe impersonations! I'll try:
 
My name is Starlordus Longfellowus Some-other-name-that-ends-in 'us'.
 
Husband to a hot wife. Father to two sons and three kitties. ...and I will have Chips Ahoy 'Chewy' Chocolate Chip Cookies...in this life or the next.

Re: Answers & Questions
 

 
Q? What is a funny placed to be stationed at in the RAF?
 
A. It's wrinked and purple.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Let us not read into the posts of others that which we want to see but does not in fact exist.
 
Let us calm down.
 
Until we read the political threads and get really upset again.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
To ask one and not the other is insulting. I asked both as it was the right thing to do for the boards.
 
I like both of you so I will not be accused of playing favourites. Squirrel and Kara are trying to keep people calm. Let's see if we can keep it that way.
 
Bearing in mind also that Skaramine and Worldmaker's fight lead to the closing down of the original Random Musings on Random Musings thread could the pair of you relax and not attack each other's posts again ?
You are both posting good stuff here but both of you still have a grudge against the other. Curse at the screen all you want but lay off having a go at each other, it'll only give you both ulcers. Speak to Kara and Rachel and take a deep breath.
 
Granted there is enough to get anyone upset but in the end it ain't worth it.

Re: Answers & Questions
 

Re: Answers & Questions
 

Q: WHat sort of bandage do you put on wounded fruit salad?
 
A: Break a peg-leg!

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
Demented Musings...
 
Is it safe to yell "Movie!" in a crowded firehouse?
 
If you are on a sinking ship and yell "Women and children first!" Would there be a feminist backlash?
 
Why do they call it Driving While Intoxicated when you feel great?
 
If an enviromentalist falls off a tree in a forest, does he still make a sound?
 
And just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Re: Answers & Questions
 

Q. Alright General please tell us succinctly what the military have spent $2.9 billion on that will revolutionise warfare in the 21st Century ?
 
A. Zornwil ! HEEL !

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER
 

You forgot temporal criminal and dimensional intruder.

Re: A Thread for Random Musings
 
With one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to New Orleans
To wear that ball and chain

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 
Odd injury, huh? Thanksgiving, 1987. I was using a knife to cut bread for the dressing. I was pulling the blade across the bread with relative ease, when after several strokes I noticed a streak of red on the knife. Huh, what's that? I thought as I glanced down at the bread seeing a pool of red liquid. The realization that it must be my own blood was more of a "Duh!" moment than a "AAAAAGH!" one. I looked at my finger, one on my deformed left hand, and saw that I had cut cleanly halfway through and that it was hanging there. Those fingers have no bones--I was very lucky not to have sliced the entire thing off. Funny thing is, there was no pain. I could feel something, but it didn't hurt. So I said in a matter-of-fact voice "Hey Mom, look at this." I remember being surprised at her reaction. She was horrified. I couldn't understand the panic even though the blood was now trickling down my arm and all over the bread. I was fascinated. Of course, her reaction was really the more apprpriate one and probably saved my finger. I still have a scar running across that finger. I should add that even though it never hurt beyond some slight throbbing the next day, I later developed phantom pains. Not really pain, but...ok, lemme see if I can explain it. Run your wet finger along a chalkboard slowly sometime. Then imagine that sensation coming from the inside of your finger...just bleah.
 
Now, as for stupid injuries, don't get me started...!

A Thread? For random musing on? inconceivable!
 
a song recap about murdering mark, possibly in the park, but definitly in the dark around 10pm
You can tell I've watched alot of Friends...
 
--
So no one told you Mark was gonna be so gay
That guy's a joke. you're broke, You wanna see him D.O.A.
It's like you've always wished to stab him in his ear
Well it hasn't been the day, the week,
the month, but now it's Marks year,
so...
{Chorus}
 
 
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
lurking right behind the door
This is a day Mark'll rue
 
 
Mark's chained in bed: it's ten, I started work at eight.
I've burnt his face off so far, things are going great.
I coated him in honey, and brought the wasps and bees
Mark can't get them off and these are german wasps and killer bees
and
{Chorus}
 
No one could ever catch me
Cause No one could ever see me
my girl agrees it's quite fun to be mean
Shes the one to mace that mark with
Staple all over his chest with
Someone who always laughs at
Even when I'm at my worst, I'm best with her
Yeah!
 
{Chorus}
I'll be there for Mark
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for Mark
lurking right behind the door
I'll be there for Mark
I'll murder him in the dark
--
--
Julian and I decided that we would only perform this once: At Marks wedding.
The plan is elegant in its simplicity. We'd simply have a mobile stage with huge speakers, and when Mark and which ever poor woman he has drugged into "loving" him are about to say their final vows BUDHA BING BUDHA BOOM BABY! I was all for for also throwing flash bangs and tear gas into the Church but Julian rightly reminded me that "Our fights with Mark, not his friends [sic]" so he could possibly construe it as a joke.. you know, until a couple of days later when he meets us in a dark alley. (and you know, we murder him... Viciously and WITHOUT REMORSE!)
 
The funniest thing is that if Mark does ever go missing, I am going to be one of the main suspects or if I was on a cheesy American cop show (like CSI Miami, New York, Nebraska) "perps." Yeap, if any crazed serial Killer wanted an easy kill with little to no chance of ever being caught Mark Lewis would be a great target. So maybe it isn't great to keep posting his name and address on the internet (http://www.thenakednic.com third paragraph of the coffee rant) I mean it'd be so awful if something did happen to Mark Jacobdiah Lewis who happens to work at a piano tuners.

Re: Storn's Art & Characters thread.
 
Here is Enforcer84's "Lockdown".

Re: The cranky thread
 
tkd, the Oslo police would like to have a word with you..

Re: Superhero Images
 
Mine is a modified photograph.

Re: Musings on Random Musings
 

1. Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got skaramine and zorn in His mouth,
Thrak's got skaramine and zorn in His mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got the the tiny little lemming in His mouth,
Thrak's got the the tiny little lemming in His mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got Bec and me, brother, in His mouth,
Thrak's got Bec and me, brother, in His mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth.
Thrak´s got Mentor and Simon in his mouth,
Thrak´s got Rachel and Kara in his mouth,
Thrak´s got Enforcer and Doctor A(nomily) in his mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth.
 
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
Thrak´s got the whole world in His mouth,
He's got Galadorn and Melvin in his mouth,
He's got Acroyear and Courtfool in his mouth,
He's got Hermit and Seener in his mouth,
He´s got the whole world in His mouth,
 
Thrak's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the NGD here in His mouth,
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
 
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
He's got the whole world in His mouth.
He's got the whole world in His mouth.

Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
 
::Bad Joke Ahead::
 
 
Last night's M&M game. The heroes arrive at the scene of a tech theft just in time to catch the thieves exiting the building through a hole they've blasted in the sixth floor. A man is thrown from the hole; Solar Core catches him in mid-air and returns him safely to the ground. His name is Dr. Clarence Clearwater.
 
"Clarence Clearwater... is he unconscious?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Wake him up. It'll be a Clarence Clearwater Revival!"