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Pariah

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  1. Okay, here are three more. "Have you Ever Been Lonely?" by Jim Reeves and Patsy Cline "Does It Really Happen?" by Yes And of course, who can forget.... "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" by Frank Zappa
  2. That's the problem with Freud: if it isn't one thing, it's your mother.
  3. The Welsh use the distraction as an opportunity to invade England and sack London, like they've been wanting to do for the past four centuries. New Topic: The next big scandal to hit the NFL. (Difficulty: Cannot involve anything criminal and/or harmful to human beings or their pets.)
  4. Q - What do you mean, they're coming to arrest us both? I thought you said you had the means to make this all go away! A - That's what you get for listening to rumor and innuendo.
  5. Reminds me of biochem, the class I enjoyed so much I took it twice.
  6. You've never heard of the mind-draining, time-sucking phenomenon that is Words with Friends? My advice: Keep it that way.
  7. If the only 'Swedish' I know comes from that chef on The Muppets, is the answer in any doubt?
  8. Q - > Insert gratuitous Kristen Stewart joke here. < A - No thought, no need to say something.
  9. Sure, shall we play a game? (And do we have to play in Swedish?)
  10. "Who Wants to Live Forever?" by Queen "Who Do You Love?" by Chicago "Why Me?" by Mike + the Mechanics
  11. We've been looking madly for a new apartment (amazing how a deadline will motivate you!), and we found a place we really like. It's a large (1600 square foot) side of a duplex with three bedrooms on a quiet street. We put in an application for it last Tuesday--just in time for the potential landlord to leave the state for a week. Three other families applied for it too. So we've been stressed about how it would all fall out...because if we didn't get it, we'd have just over two weeks to find a place and make the move. Well, we heard back on the place today....
  12. I've had some difficulty with it on my iThing as well. I think it's all the videos.
  13. '30-45 minutes away' is a relative term. In my hometown, the idea of driving 30-45 minutes to get to work would have been ridiculous (more so because most of us were farmers). Now that my hometown has become a bedroom community for Denver, 30-45 minutes to get to work means you're making incredibly good time.
  14. Q - Suffering from Paranoia much? A - We'll need more than a bulldozer for that.
  15. Q - Did you hear the one about Werner Heisenberg's camping trip? A - Seasons will change, you must move on. Follow your dream.
  16. It's election day?! What if I didn't vote?
  17. Q - What drink order demonstrates that you're a pretentious snob who prefers to water his liquor? A - No, your Honor, I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of VIPER.
  18. Methylene blue. Grape soda. You do the math.
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