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Pariah

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  1. From the "Stuff You Didn't Know" File: Dolph Lundgren (Rocky IV) has a Master's degree in Chemical Engineering and received a Fulbright scholarship to MIT. Also, he has a 3rd degree black belt in Karate and plays the drums.
  2. It works the same way over here, too, except that most of our elected leaders have forgotten that. Hence, nothing ever gets done in the Legislature, and the President has to threaten to use his "phone and pen" to make things happen.
  3. I think the real question is, "Is it NOT wrong to cringe at bad spelling and poor grammar?"
  4. Funny: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=JO6eydRPpyU
  5. "Sure, I'd be happy to let you, your wife, and your three children live in my basement rent-free!"
  6. Don't circles require less energy?
  7. I'd love it if the NFL would adopt some of the conventions of Aussie rules. Like no huddles, no pads, no helmets....
  8. ...which, due to four days of state-mandated standardized testing, is what I'm getting right now.
  9. The pungent aroma of methyl mercaptan follows you wherever you go.
  10. Q - Why don't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a palm tree? A - Because they're really good at it.
  11. Regrets, I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention.
  12. Our four year old daughter, yes. She's cute, but man, she has a propensity for breaking stuff.
  13. Anything involving high school students. New Topic: Classes you wish you could have taken in high school/college.
  14. We bought a used TV at a thrift store a few months ago. Tonight, our TV died. The cause of death: Milk poisoning.
  15. They actually want the job and believe they are qualified for it.
  16. Is he really Doc Hopper in disguise?
  17. Beachfront property in Pine Bluff, Arkansas.
  18. Because I LIKE the Danes.
  19. And for the record, I'll take a Lazy Town marathon each and every day if it means I don't have to watch Caillou. I wanna stuff that bald-headed whiner in a box and mail him postage due to Estonia.
  20. If you had two kids under the age of 5, you would too.
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