Pariah
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Do you suppose he's actually an egg roll in disguise?
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Seems suspicious, don't it?
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That's a lot of great pictures (and a couple of creepy ones).
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Q - Aren't you a week early in worrying about the Ides of March? A - It was on fire when I got here.
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Has anyone ever actually seen him?
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Isn't a tautology like a tautology?
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The Clue Bat I keep at my desk. Because I think a few of my students would die from shock if they ever actually got a clue. New Topic: People around you that could desperately use a whack with the Clue Bat. (Difficulty: Nobody famous.)
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What manner of infernal nonsense is this?
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What's like a simile?
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Play Russian roulette.
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Why get a pair when you can get three?
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That idiot in the Corvette cut me off in traffic for the last time....
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I grew up with a series of Labrador retrievers, all three colors. We also had a sheepdog at one point, as well as a dog that was some kind of Husky mix. We got our first cat when I was about 8; my dad frequently made jokes about his "ex-friend" who gave us the cat.
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I'm also a dog person. It's not that I dislike cats, I'm just not sure I could eat a whole one.
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Speaking of sure things, anyone wanna buy a bridge?
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Q - Your job was to stop any and all supervillains from crashing the party. Were you successful? A - We're still trying to laugh our way out of it.
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Q - Harry, did Professor Snape really give you detention again? A - Obviously.
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The Minnesota Vikings finally won a Super Bowl, so Hell and everything else (including Niagara Falls) froze over.
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"Between Love and Hate" by Canadian progressive band Mystery http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOIgZ2opTpg
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I see what you did there.
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No booze and no beads.
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Wouldn't he need two pairs?
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The Nude Bomb.
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Q - What's the latest idea for an animated feature film with built-in product placement? A - Even Foxbat's smarter than that.
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That's three, Professor.
