Pariah
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Yes, 2000 feet would make a big difference. I'm taking a geology course right now. Out unit last week was on sedimentary rocks and the associated formations. I'll bet you've got some pretty spectacular views nearby.
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When people ask me my political affiliation, I tend to want to answer "Agnostic".
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...and you're a Seahawks fan. Let's not forget that.
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Some cadre of superpowered megalomaniacs, narcissists, and other psychopaths will buy the Oakland Raiders and manage it according to their whims of the moment. Nobody will notice the difference.
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No, thank you. What do you mean, that's not a question?
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Too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters?
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Showing your age, aren't you? (Yes, I remember it too. )
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Funny, I was taught that conscience is the way you know that you're doing right by (insert deity here).
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Is that the cereal aisle?
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Because the name "New Jersey Capulets" just sounds stupid.
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They're wearing big targets on their backs. New Topic: How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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Q - You're having a charity fundraiser to fight a disease that hasn't even been identified yet? A - I would not call that a good lunch.
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Or maybe Gilligan's Isle?
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Salt Lake County, in fact. But we're having St. George-like weather. 63F today.
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I'd like to write a self-help book; does anyone know where I could find assistance with that?
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Agreed 100%.
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Most of the Eastern US is in a deep freeze. Meanwhile, the forecast high temperature here is 54F (12C), which is ridiculous for this region in late February. We need cold weather (and especially SNOW) soon, and lots of it.
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Q - Isn't Doctor Destroyer just Doctor Doom with a different costume? A - There's no place on this Earth that you can hide...except maybe Cincinnati.
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Who has time to write rubrics?
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Let's make the dues cheap. I'm living on a schoolteacher's salary here.
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I'm not certain.
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Did you know that essay tests are also more difficult to grade?
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Q - What's the only thing most people remember about Hee-Haw? A - If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
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McMurdo Research Station, Antarctica. At least the snow won't be warm and slushy. New Topic: Unexpected moments in tomorrow night's Winter Olympics closing ceremonies.
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Q - I was pretty sure we'd be able to find a standard 110 volt outlet in ancient Mesopotamia.... A - It's not the worst thing I've ever seen, but it's close.
