Pariah
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Soccer.
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This is true. I pay attention to how kids are responding to what I'm teaching, and I cannot tell you all how many times I've said to myself, "This is going on their next exam" based on the students' reaction (or lack thereof) to the lesson. I give pop quizzes with similar motivation.
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Q - Hey, what do you think of my two-story outhouse? A - Start 'em when they're young with Fish and War and Crazy Eights.
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Chocolate-covered bacon.
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Just over 21% of my students didn't show up today. Must be test day.
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I dispute the notion that you can't use duct tape to make fire. Q - How do you know you're drinking liquor from a Klein bottle? A - Only on days that end in 'Y'.
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Felger and Coombs have been assigned to come with you.
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Can I guess which?
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Little kids: Living proof of the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
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It's what you get after drinking too many Coronas, I think.
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Is it sad to behold?
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Do you need the Cone of Shame?
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Perhaps he just needs to focus?
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Q - Did you just shrug as I was telling you all my problems? A - She's utterly mad, no question.
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He's put a price on your head so high that even the Beagle Boys don't want anything to do with you.
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Is it that we can't, or that we don't want to?
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From one of my former students: Q: What do you call iron blowing in the wind? A: Fe-breeze.
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Don't you know that hatred of math is the beginning of a slippery slope?
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Are you saying Wiccans don't practice trigonometry?
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I'm quite certain I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Yes, 2000 feet would make a big difference. I'm taking a geology course right now. Out unit last week was on sedimentary rocks and the associated formations. I'll bet you've got some pretty spectacular views nearby.
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When people ask me my political affiliation, I tend to want to answer "Agnostic".
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...and you're a Seahawks fan. Let's not forget that.
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Some cadre of superpowered megalomaniacs, narcissists, and other psychopaths will buy the Oakland Raiders and manage it according to their whims of the moment. Nobody will notice the difference.
