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Pariah

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  1. Was Joan of Arc the name of Noah's wife?
  2. You son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been.
  3. I once gave up Lent for a girl. It wasn't so bad.
  4. Personally, I'm looking forward to the new version of Dark Star, where the alien will be a CGI beach ball. New Topic: How does Hank Pym get his revenge for being left out of Avengers: Age of Ultron?
  5. Just because it's legal doesn't mean people should do it.
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  7. Почему все водка пошли?
  8. Final quarter grades are due by Friday at 5:00 p.m. I feel your pain.
  9. Dr. Ellie Arroway. The Message didn't really come from Vega after all.
  10. Q - "We're pulling our child out of school two days before spring break actually starts to start our family vacation, and we'd like to see his grade finalized before we leave." A - Beware the mastodon.
  11. Foreign languages? Does that mean we can go back to Morse code?
  12. I couldn't carry on conversations as poor as those George Lucas writes if I tried.
  13. Ah, biology. Not exactly my strong suit, scientifically speaking. I loved Biochem so much I took it twice.
  14. That's probably not appropriate conversation for people outside of medicine, is it?
  15. I am reminded of a story of the math professor who was interrupted during a lecture by a student who shouted, "Why do we have to know this crap?" He responded, "Because calculus saves lives." "How does calculus save lives?" "By keeping some people out of medical school."
  16. What, does everyone in Sweden go to medical school?
  17. I hope you have more fun grading yours than I just had grading mine. One of my Honors classes averaged 61% on the exam they're about to get back. I'm sure I've had an Honors class average that low before, but I honestly can't remember when. Time to break out the clue bat.
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