Pariah
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"We're going to use matrices," the professor said, "because they're easier than differentials." Is that true? I'm pretty sure the last time I did Matrix calculations, Ronald Reagan was still president.
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The Computer keeps telling you to go outside, because sitting in your room all day is treason. New Topic: Fun things to do in Des Moines, Iowa.
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He's vigorously recruiting left-handed long relievers and closers. For a hockey team.
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Samuel L. Mutha****in Jackson. Because he's awesome. I have no idea why Spike Lee is held in as high regard as he is. Star Wars II: Betelgeuse vs. Rigel
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Kittens are less destructive. On the other hand, kittens grow up to become cats.... Star Wars: Aldebaran vs. Zubenelgenubi
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Hockey, eh?
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Dawn comes only once each day, and is over pretty quickly. Plus, I'm up already. Overly-sugared Thirst Quenchers: Fruit punch vs. Gatorade
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Death Tribble, despite his claims, is not really Lolth's pet mischief maker. He just refuses to recognize the restraining order.
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Unexpected weather leads to dozens of spontaneous snowball fights.
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Fastest
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Higher plane
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Sounds kinda Freudian to me. Of course, that's the problem with Freud. If it isn't one thing, it's your mother.
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Newly discovered fossil that looked like dinosaur feces was the ancestor of homeopathic medicine! Edit: Yotz, that's three. New Topic: Major League Baseball is threatening contemplating expansion again, with Montreal and Portland as the most likely targets. Suggest names for these two new teams. (The more amusing, the better.)
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I think BYU only got an F because there wasn't anything lower.
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Avengers Mansion. What kind of freak spends all his spare time in a cave? Heavy Metal: French horn vs. Tuba
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From USA Today's Sports section: Grades for all 130 FBS teams for 2017
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If you're asking if I can calculate changes to your grade in my head, the answer is 'No'.
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Death Tribble once mistakenly ordered potassium sulfate, thinking it was Kaeto.
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See also: Definition, circular.
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Kaeto made me a deal! he said that if I didn't want to pay $3 apiece for them, he'd sell me five for $20!
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Thor. He's not just the God of Hammers, you know. Very, Very Frightening: Tampa Bay Lightning (NHL) vs. Oklahoma City Thunder (NBA)
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A pillow peed on by a black panther is something I want no part of. Thunder vs. Lightning
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Kaeto sells chocolate-covered oysters online.
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Red
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Number One. I'm partial to brunettes. Exotic Space Ladies: Gamora (GotG) vs. Zhaan (Farscape)
