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Pariah

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  1. Kansas City doesn't have the longest home playoff losing streak in NFL history for nothing.
  2. Although this isn't who you're talking about, it's not unlikely that Alex Smith will be available soon. The fact that the Chefs want to cut Smith and start Mahomes next season is perhaps the NFL's worst-kept secret. Would he be a reasonable option for Denver? Well, he knows the teams in the division as well as any of the other options, probably better. And he'd probably be pretty motivated in those two games against his every year. How much would he cost, and how much has he got left in the tank? Those are the big questions.
  3. Don't pick at the Band-Aid, just rip it off.
  4. Thrawn doesn't by any means have the legs for that dress. The Denver Broncos' Next Starting QB: Colin Kaepernick vs. Tim Tebow
  5. Is that a radio station in Maryland?
  6. Death Tribble is best described computationally rather than algebraically.
  7. Probably still an upgrade.
  8. Considering (as noted above) that nobody in Denver's current quarterback corps managed to match Tim Tebow's passer rating this season, either of those guys would be a definite upgrade.
  9. Yeah, I remember the story of kids needing to take home a permission slip to read Fahrenheit 451 in class. Which kind of defeats the whole point of the book, doesn't it?
  10. ...and will be the Donkeys' new starting quarterback in September!
  11. Politicians are walking around with their hands in their own pockets. New Topic: One for the Money, Two For the Show....
  12. The Buffalo Bills are playing the Jacksonville Jaguars in the playoffs. The Denver Broncos are sitting at home after their worst season in decades. What kind of bizarre alternate universe have I entered here?
  13. Last season, the league-worst Colorado Avalanche finished the year with 22 wins and 48 points. This year, the Avs have 22 wins and 47 points right now. If the playoffs started today, Colorado would be in as the #8 seed in the West. What a great season so far!
  14. It makes flaultulent noises. The President pushes it constantly, giggling the whole time. New Topic: The Cleveland Browns have just announced a surprise hire to try to turn their season around next year. Who is it?
  15. Q: Wait, nobody told me this was a Twilight marathon! A: It's really hard to stop.
  16. Hey, it looks like the Chiefs are going to win their first playoff game in... Never mind.
  17. He's just installed a gold-plated swimming pool...and then filled it with gold coins. New Topic: The President's most recent tweet that shows, remarkably, that he's actually paying attention.
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