Pariah

Brockian Ultra-Cricket. I mean, who wouldn't love a chance to run up and smack some random person with a cricket bat for no reason? By the way, when did you say that the Senator was making his speech today? Just curious.

Hey, I'll put up with a lot, but if you're going to start making jokes about graphs, that's where I have to draw the line.

Not yet.

Lady Sif, if for no other reason than that Red Sonja is so dreadfully overexposed (in multiple senses). Battle Royal! King Arthur vs. King Kong

Well played.

If the films or other products of byegone eras are in line with the values and standards of their time, just as the films and other products of our era are in line with our contemporary values and standards, doesn't it seem a little presumptuous of us to talk about "having" to forgive them? Like they are in some inherent need of foregiveness, just because they reflect opinions that we now, well after the fact, happen to find distasteful? Is it bad to accept them for what they are, while realizing that we know better now (and maybe congratulating ourselves for this fact, just a little)? Just my 2¢.

...and the Donkeys have their first seven-game losing streak in half a century. Paxton Lynch clearly wasn't ready to come back. Trevor Siemian looked like an actual NFL quarterback out there in the 4th quarter, though. Odd. My guess is that Denver has three new quarterbacks in training camp come next summer.

Dinosaurs. Brontosauruses are tasty. Anachronistic Animation: Fred Flintstone vs. George Jetson

That "molten aluminum in an anthill" video is pretty good impressive.

Not in my class, it ain't.

This is the Jokes thread, not the State Something Really Obvious thread.

I had a dream the other night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like 0mg.

Sounds like the kind of thing they'd do, doesn't it?

The hard part of teaching kids to use an abacus is that none of them read cuneiform.

I've had this exact conversation. With teenagers.

Star Wars. I'll even watch the prequels preferentially to BSG 2.0. Binge Watching (Continued): Farscape vs. Stargate: Atlantis

I'd trade 'em both, plus a second round draft pick, for either Moon Knight or Rorschach. Bleh. But if I have to pick one, I'd go with the Bruce Timm version of Batman. Here Kitty Kitty.... Tigra vs. Eartha Kitt

Wow, 30 points and an actual running game. BYU might not have to fire OC Ty Detmer on Monday after all. On the other hand, BYU narrowly avoided their worst season since the Truman administration, and the Cougars are the only one of the state's five D1 (FBS & FCS) teams not playing in the postseason, so you never know. In any case, 2017 is over. *looks at BYU's 2018 schedule* Crap.

Thanksgiving leftovers have not been kind to me today.

Everybody lies. The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do, and the guilty lie because they don't have any other choice.

Dollar

Christopher Reeves. No explanation necessary. !Batman Showdown: Moon Knight vs. Rorschach

There are two kinds of men in this world: Those who don't understand women, and liars.

I'm sorry, do you mean to suggest that I might actually know what's going on?

Tackle