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Pariah

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    Pariah reacted to L. Marcus in A Game Of Questions   
    Well, wouldn't you swear if you had his job?
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    Pariah reacted to Michael Hopcroft in Answers & Questions   
    Q: How do you like the PC I just built? He has Desolidification (Magic effects) and all of his powers have "Affects Solid"!
     
    A: If I take this computer to the party, everyone will point and laugh derisively.
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    Pariah reacted to L. Marcus in The Last Word   
    Do theoretic physicists need labs?
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    Pariah reacted to DusterBoy in A DC Animated-style HeroMachine   
    Sweet.
     
    Good work, there.
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    Pariah reacted to Lucius in Aphorisms for a Superhero Universe   
    An aphorism is short and pithy. Leave long monologues to the supervillains.
     
    Lucius Alexander
     
    The palindromedary thinks I should have said that in fewer words and one sentence.
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    Pariah got a reaction from BlueCloud2k2 in NGD Scenes from a Hat   
    "Do you expect me to talk?"
     
    "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye!  We're holding a tie-dying class today at the senior center. Bring all your friends!"
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    Pariah got a reaction from BlueCloud2k2 in The Last Word   
    This seems like a rather unsatisfying way to do it.
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    Pariah got a reaction from L. Marcus in Longest Running Thread EVER   
    Like the concert master who got struck by lightning but was unharmed. He was later fired for being a poor conductor.
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    Pariah got a reaction from Cancer in Longest Running Thread EVER   
    Like the concert master who got struck by lightning but was unharmed. He was later fired for being a poor conductor.
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    Pariah got a reaction from Narf the Mouse in Jokes   
    An Imperial Stormtrooper and a Starfleet Redshirt are locked together in a room.
     
    The Stormtrooper fires at the Redshirt, but misses.
     
    The Redshirt dies anyway. 
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    Pariah got a reaction from Cancer in Jokes   
    Q - Why don't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a palm tree?
     
    A - Because they're really good at it.
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    Pariah reacted to BoloOfEarth in NGD Scenes from a Hat   
    "Pyritefinger, old chap.  I must admit, you do have me securely fastened to this table.  However, I don't think you realize that what you're menacing me with is a laser pointer..."
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    Pariah got a reaction from BoloOfEarth in NGD Scenes from a Hat   
    "Do you expect me to talk?"
     
    "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dye!  We're holding a tie-dying class today at the senior center. Bring all your friends!"
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    Pariah reacted to Doc Samson in A DC Animated-style HeroMachine   
    Re: A DC Animated-style HeroMachine
     

    What, no dog with sonic barking powers named old yeller? Get it? Yeller?
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    Pariah got a reaction from Cancer in Longest Running Thread EVER   
    One of the pieces from the soundtrack to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is called "Scherzo for Motorcycle and Orchestra".
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    Pariah got a reaction from death tribble in Jokes   
    An Imperial Stormtrooper and a Starfleet Redshirt are locked together in a room.
     
    The Stormtrooper fires at the Redshirt, but misses.
     
    The Redshirt dies anyway. 
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    Pariah reacted to BoloOfEarth in "Neat" Pictures   
    "Pull my finger!"
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    Pariah reacted to Michael Hopcroft in NGD Scenes from a Hat   
    Good! I'm tired of being so full of carp. It smells awful and keeps trying to pull me back in the river....
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    Pariah got a reaction from BlueCloud2k2 in The Last Word   
    This is why dogs shouldn't have Twitter accounts, either.
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    Pariah reacted to Cancer in NGD Scenes from a Hat   
    Gilbert Huph is there and does not survive the evening.
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    Pariah got a reaction from L. Marcus in The Last Word   
    This is why dogs shouldn't have Twitter accounts, either.
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    Pariah reacted to Ternaugh in Monday Morning Music Trios   
    "Take Off" by Bob and Doug McKenzie
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BFPt001PYU
     
    "Rocket Man" by William Shatner
     

     
    "Fight the Good Fight" by Triumph*
     
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xevc7-7Tk-Q
     
    *"I'll take 'Canadian Hard Rock Power Trios' for 200, Alex"
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    Pariah reacted to BlueCloud2k2 in The Last Word   
    Watched Frozen with the wife today.
     
    Most excellent movie.
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    Pariah reacted to L. Marcus in The Last Word   
    The theme of the Seinfeld show was "They never learn."
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    Pariah got a reaction from Bazza in The Last Word   
    It works quite well, thank you.
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