Re: Favorite Superhero Lines
Resurrection Man #10 guest starring Hitman.
Hitman has been hired to kill Mitchell Shelley whose power allows him to come back from the dead, with a new set of powers.
Shelley has Hitman up against a wall when Natt comes up behind him.
Natt with gun to Shelley's head: Let my boy go, or win a cabriolet skull.
Natt: Won't tell you twice.
Ms. Rebecki (Shelley's Lawyer) with gun to Natt's head: Won't have to.
Natt: Damn.
Hitman: Well, this is a very Tarantino moment... What do we do now? Kill each other?
Later...
Hitman (having joined up with Shelley): So what's the status of your new powers, Shelley?
Shelley: uh... Apparently I can make butterflies. (Demonstrates powers)
Natt: That's the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
Hitman: Right. (Shoots Shelley in the head)
Hitman: Hello again. What's your power now?
Shelley: oghhh... I think... I can change color. ...chameleon powers...
Hitman: Crap! (Shoots Shelley)
Hitman: Look, I'm just gonna keep on killing you until you come back with a decent gift... Up against the Lab, you're gonna need it.
Shelley: X-Ray Vision?
Hitman: Keep trying. (Shoots Shelley)
Main story with Hitman ends there, Shelley's story goes on into the next issue. The Epilogue involves Hitman and Natt going to see the man that hired Hitman to kill Shelley in the first place.
Hitman handing photo of Shelley over: So, as you can see, he's dead. Now pay up.
Man: We have reason to believe that Shelley is still alive.
Hitman: You're right. That's Mitch Shelley for ya. Unkillable.
Man: So get on with the job. Don't expect me to pay you when it's not done.
Hitman: You said three hundred grand for photographic proof of the kill. Well, here he is shot. Stabbed. Run down. Blown up. And drowned. And hanged. And gassed. At three hundred grand a pop, this is gonna cost.
Man: You have to be joking!
Hitman as he, Natt and the bartender pull guns on the Man: Only if you wanna die laughing.