Burrito Boy

What makes any of you think 2017 won't be 2016 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Victor Joseph: You gotta look mean or people won't respect you. White people will run all over you if you don't look mean. You gotta look like a warrior! You gotta look like you just came back from killing a buffalo! Thomas Builds-the-Fire: But our tribe never hunted buffalo - we were fishermen. Victor Joseph: What! You want to look like you just came back from catching a fish? This ain't "Dances With Salmon" you know!

It's dead to me too. Nobody says anything bad about Apocalypse Now Redux in my presence and gets away with it.

I started reading InterWorld by Neil Gaiman and Michael Reaves on the recommendation of a customer at The Book Cellar who told me it reminded her of The Chronicles of Amber by Roger Zelazny and came across this line: I immediately looked for the street sign, which said we were on the corner of Sheckley Boulevard and Simak Street. I was so happy that I laughed out loud. It's great to see the new breed acknowledge the past masters.

I have often told you stories About the way I lived the life of a drifter Waiting for the day When I'd take your hand and sing you songs Then maybe you would say Come lay with me and love me And I would surely stay But I feel I'm growing older And the songs that I have sung Echo in the distance Like the sound Of a windmill going round Guess I'll always be A soldier of fortune. Many times I've been a traveler I looked for something new In days of old when nights were cold I wandered without you But those days I thought my eyes Had seen you standing near Though blindness is confusing It shows that you're not here. Now I feel I'm going older And the songs that I have sung Echo in the distance Like the sound Of a windmill going round Guess I'll always be A soldier of fortune Yes, I can hear the sound Of a windmill going round I guess I'll always be A soldier of fortune. I guess I'll always be A soldier of fortune.

I LOVE that song. Man, now I gotta watch Eddie and the Cruisers again.

"What's my name?" "Bernardo." "Damn right."

I was going to yell at you. But then...I saw what you did.

Natural d20 http://www.pbs.org/newshour/rundown/brand-new-quasicrystal-discovered-meteorite/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=pbsofficial&utm_campaign=newshour

"We deal in lead, friend."

"I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"

B-1 + B-25 = B-26? Bingo!

Can't you count?

That does look awesome. I want one. And the only thing wrong with putting jet engines on a B-25 is that it's not a B-24.

Just saw this and hadn't heard it before. What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

"All I wanted was a f*ckin' mango!"

"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill."

"The horror. The horror."

Seno Val Dor

"You've done a man's job, sir."

And the award for Best Jim Steinman Song Not Written By Jim Steinman goes to..."The Warrior" by Scandal.

"If I say it's safe to surf this beach, it's safe to surf this beach!"

Soylent Greensleeves

"Never not be afraid."