Burrito Boy

So I'm the edition everybody hates. Not cool, dude. Now if you'll excuse me, I have something in my eye.

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Gotta find the queen of all my dreams

Mama told me when I was young "Come sit beside me, my only son And listen closely to what I say And if you do this it'll help you some sunny day" "Oh, take your time, don't live too fast Troubles will come and they will pass You'll find a woman and you'll find love And don't forget, son, there is someone up above" "And be a simple kind of man Oh, be something you love and understand Baby be a simple kind of man Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can" "Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul And you can do this, oh baby, if you try All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied" "And be a simple kind of man Oh, be something you love and understand Baby be a simple kind of man Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can" Oh yes, I will "Boy, don't you worry, you'll find yourself Follow your heart and nothing else And you can do this, oh baby, if you try All that I want for you, my son, is to be satisfied" "And be a simple kind of man Oh, be something you love and understand Baby be a simple kind of man Oh, won't you do this for me, son, if you can" Baby, be a simple, really simple man Oh, be something you love and understand

It ain't natural!!! But it is cute.

Don't you think it would have gotten old really quick?

Are you trying to figure out how long I would keep asking the same question?

Why don't you dial it and find out?

Why don't you dial it and find out?

What if you changed it to 55378008?

Y wouldn't you?

I love it! This needs to be a cartoon right now.

What the heck is with this sidekick thing?

Would you believe that I've been cleaning a kitchen for the last couple days?

What the BLEEP is wrong with you people?

So I'm watching Freaks and Geeks and Joe Flaherty says, "Sure, Lindsay, you can go see The Who. And you can go see The Rolling Stones at Altamont too." I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

Don't let Burrito Boy hear you say that. As for me, my least favorite is definitely Doc Savage. For the same reasons starblaze already enumerated.

"Yet he still retains his chapeau."

I haven't watched most of those but I can't stand The Office so I know what you mean. On the bright side, I just found Freaks and Geeks on Netflix so I'll be getting my 80s fix after all. [Man, it's hard to believe this show is almost twenty years old.] P.S. Joe Flaherty rocks!!!

I'm currently watching the first episode and I'm bored out of my mind. I wanted to like it, I really did. I mean, I'm obsessed with the 80s. Then there's the gaming angle. But it's just too damn slow. Which is weird because I prefer the slower, more developed scenes of older shows and movies to the frenetic, shallow scenes of most recent entertainment. And none of the characters really interest me. About the only thing I do enjoy about it is the music. Hearing a couple of Jefferson Airplane songs at the diner was more exciting to me than anything else.

"You took my nads, Dennis!"

Damn. My sympathies, Enforcer84. Edit: Double post equals double sympathy.

Damn. My sympathies, Enforcer84.

It's painful, but it is possible.