Solomon Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Ok, I was about to reply to the Batnman vs Moon Knight thread. But I was just too bored to actually write down how Bats could mop the floor with his puny Marvel lookalike. So I present you with this new superheroic smackdown: Sauron vs Ronald McDonalds! Much more of a close call. Note: In case you're wondering, I mean Sauron from the Lord of the Rings, not that Marvel winged freak. Note 2: Sauron got his ring. Ronald got small fries and a Coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Man, that's a tough call. On one side you have a relentless force of all consuming evil with legions of followers and then you have Sauron. I might have to think about it some but as it stands right now I'm kinda leaning towards Sauron based solely on the opening sequence from Fellowship of the Ring (it's a bit trickey to deal w/some who's, what? Nine feet tall, clad in plate armor and has a ring of power and a big honkin' mace?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Ronald will soon set up resturants all over Mordor, and Sauron can't stop it... no one is able to stop the plague of Golden Arches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectrum Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 The real question is will the fry guys be able to hold thier own against the orcs of Mordor and what about Grimace vs the Witchking Ringwrath? (If you've ever seen the animated Clerks, you should know that "Nothing can kill the Grimace") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Ronald will soon set up resturants all over Mordor, and Sauron can't stop it... no one is able to stop the plague of Golden Arches. True, but what will the burgers actually be made of? Now we know why the orcs were beaten back in Minas Tirith. High cholesterol count and cardiac arrest. And Sauron was never had a good healthcare package in his army. I guess that explains why the Nazgul couldn't catch Frodo and Sam in time. Ronald McDonald, an unsung hero in the War of the Ring. Who would've guessed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 They are clearly not enemies but in collusion. A tremendous trick is being performed in order to gain control the minds of all Mickey-D's patrons through the one-onion-ring! LEGENDARY RING-FREE IN EVERY HAPPY MEAL! Let's go get some hashbrowns for Second Breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Hmm. McDonalds is the biggest purchaser of cow eyeballs. Another fact gleaned from culinary school was that Chicken McNuggets were made from chicken skin. (Of course, now they're made from white meat) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyendasky80 Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Ronald seems able to alter reality completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent X Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Ronald wins. The Hamburglar is enough of a simpleton for Ronald to control but the Hamburglar is an expert thief. He'll grab the One Ring for Ronald and Ronald will take it and destroy it. End of Sauron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Originally posted by tkdguy True, but what will the burgers actually be made of? The one thing that Mordor has in abundance; the tried and true ingredient of all MacDonalds hamburgers; the very reason for Ronald to take on the slavering hordes of Sauron! What I´m talkin´ ´bout? Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hunter1 Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 This is actually an interesting match up, but not for the obvious reasons. Sauron is pure evil, but so is Ronald McDonald. He represents an evil, all powerful corporation on Earth. The list of crimes that McDonalds (or should I say the huge, multi-lateral corporation behind it) has committed is endless. If I had to rate who is more evil, I would have to give it to Ronald... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"V" Posted December 14, 2003 Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 I'm a bit concerned by all the McDonalds bashing going on in this thread- even if the food itself is not to your taste you can't fault the success that McDonalds has shown, growing phenomenally as a result of ...heh... high standards in food hygiene, customer... hmph... service and.... being an example to the world... snrkkk.... nu...nutrionists agree... heheheheh.... Sorry. I really tried to keep a straight face I really did. But then some aspartame polluted diet cola went up my nose and I gave the whole thing away. ((Loved the scene when Ronald McDonald took out Hamburglar, pointed to the golden arches and roared "What do you think this letter on my sign stands for? Nutrition?")) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Posted December 14, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Hmm. McDonalds is the biggest purchaser of cow eyeballs. Another fact gleaned from culinary school was that Chicken McNuggets were made from chicken skin. (Of course, now they're made from white meat) Hmm. Interesting. Cooked human meat is white, too. Just a coincidence, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Scrivner Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Charlton Heston was right! Originally posted by Solomon Hmm. Interesting. Cooked human meat is white, too. Just a coincidence, of course. "Soylent McNuggets is PEOPLE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Ronald will soon set up resturants all over Mordor, and Sauron can't stop it... no one is able to stop the plague of Golden Arches. It would be a marketing wonder. No Orcs care about those evil Mcdonalds rumours. "Ooh I hear they put pig fat in there shakes..." "Mmmmmmm Pig Fat." "GIve Zug Zug One Mc Manflesh and a Large PigShake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandi Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Originally posted by lemming Hmm. McDonalds is the biggest purchaser of cow eyeballs. No, they are NOT. Disclaimer: I don't particularly like McDonald's; I just hate dorky ULs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Although both are Evil, I have to give it to Sauron. Sauron is evil personified whereas Ronald wears a Clown outfit. This breaks the universal tenet that Bad Guys must wear Black and Look Cool doing So. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 15, 2003 Report Share Posted December 15, 2003 Originally posted by death tribble Although both are Evil, I have to give it to Sauron. Sauron is evil personified whereas Ronald wears a Clown outfit. This breaks the universal tenet that Bad Guys must wear Black and Look Cool doing So. Ah, but Tim Curry as Pennywise the Dancing Clown broke it first! "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" indeed . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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