CrosshairCollie Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you really want to say to the guy who leaves his phone on at the movies. "Let me shove that up your ass so we can see if that muffles your disco ringtone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "That's gotta be your mom 'cause you CAN'T have any friends!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 30, 2006 Report Share Posted November 30, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Here, allow me." (Taking the phone from the offender.) "We are sorry. This number is no longer in service." (Takes the phone outside, stomps on it multiple times, sweeps up the very small pieces that remain, and hand them back to the offender. "Congratulations. You have now paid $300 for this movie. Enjoy the show." NT: Signs that the Universe exists for the sole benefit of the girl your teenage son is trying to date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I-I have a son?!?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat She seems to be constantly surrounded by handsome boys with cars and jobs, and yet, somehow, seems to appreciate your son's company instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Universe exists for the sole benefit of the girl your teenage son is trying to date. She isn't taken out and beaten to within an inch of her disgusting, skanky, pedophiliac life. Hey, he's FOUR AND A HALF YEARS OLD. Tawdry little tramp. NT: Soda flavors that should be created specifically for playing Champions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebeccared50 Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Atomic Cherry (when you really need to POWER UP!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Soda flavors that should be created specifically for playing Champions. Kinetik Energy Drink, for those long, late-night sessions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Cona-Cola, the pause that gives you three extra recoveries and a 3d6 Aid to END, CON and PD. NT: Signs that the adorable niece of Great Cthulhu has taken an alarmingly personal interest in your well-being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the adorable niece of Great Cthulhu has taken an alarmingly personal interest in your well-being. "No, I'm not into Hentai, why do you ask?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Why does everyone say "By your leave" when I ask them something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 2, 2006 Report Share Posted December 2, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the adorable niece of Great Cthulhu has taken an alarmingly personal interest in your well-being. "Yeah, mom, she seems real nice, though I'm kind of worried she's moving too fast. Well, for one, she wants me to go meet her family this Thanksgiving. I dunno, some town called 'Dunwich', she says it's like no place. No, not 'no place on Earth', 'no place'. Yeah, I guess that is kind of strange." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Oops, I was supposed to do the new theme. NT: Signs the Scientologists are right and your inner Thetan is feeling unfulfilled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the Scientologists are right and your inner Thetan is feeling unfulfilled. "Mt. St. Helens gives me the heebie-jeebies. Now why is that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the Scientologists are right and your inner Thetan is feeling unfulfilled. "Strange ... I suddenly feel like jumping around on a couch and looking up the word Thetan to see what it means!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'I feel like Battlefield Earth is a good book and that the film is one of the best ever made' NT: Superhero Christmas Carols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Merry HeX-mas!" ~ Scarlet Witch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I saw Foxbat kissing Santa Clause, While robbing the mall on Christmas Eve. He didn't seem me creep, My Stealth roll left no peep! He'd used sleep gas on mall guards So they'd fallen fast asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sidekick. NT: Foxbat's New Year's Resolutions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat's New Year's Resolutions.I will make revisions to my masterplantm and follow them thru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Foxbat's New Year's Resolutions. "I resolve to make Morgan Fairchild MINE AT LAST!" "Pulsar, get out! This is MY NGD scene from a hat!" "No way, I was here first!" "Were not!" "Was too!" "Were not!" "Was too!" "Were not times infinity!" "Was too infinity plus one!" " ... CURSES! My Master Plan is foiled again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Once everything in the United States is colored a uniform shade of beige, my Master Plan will be complete! Thus resolves the Foxbat!" NT: Signs the people who wrote your company's Ethics Code are out of their minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the people who wrote your company's Ethics Code are out of their minds. Sleeping with the boss is manditory for promotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mandatory praise for the bosses 150% pay raise from all staff. Sycophancy actively encouraged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the people who wrote your company's Ethics Code are out of their minds. New suggestions for amendments to the Code are encouraged, as long as they are accompanied by an unspecified but large "consideration fee". NT: Answers that receive zero credit on the Evolutionary Biology exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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