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"Here, allow me." (Taking the phone from the offender.) "We are sorry. This number is no longer in service." (Takes the phone outside, stomps on it multiple times, sweeps up the very small pieces that remain, and hand them back to the offender. "Congratulations. You have now paid $300 for this movie. Enjoy the show."

 

NT: Signs that the Universe exists for the sole benefit of the girl your teenage son is trying to date.

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NT: Signs that the Universe exists for the sole benefit of the girl your teenage son is trying to date.

 

She isn't taken out and beaten to within an inch of her disgusting, skanky, pedophiliac life.

 

Hey, he's FOUR AND A HALF YEARS OLD. Tawdry little tramp.

 

NT: Soda flavors that should be created specifically for playing Champions.

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NT: Signs that the adorable niece of Great Cthulhu has taken an alarmingly personal interest in your well-being.

 

"Yeah, mom, she seems real nice, though I'm kind of worried she's moving too fast. Well, for one, she wants me to go meet her family this Thanksgiving. I dunno, some town called 'Dunwich', she says it's like no place. No, not 'no place on Earth', 'no place'. Yeah, I guess that is kind of strange."

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NT: Foxbat's New Year's Resolutions.

 

"I resolve to make Morgan Fairchild MINE AT LAST!"

"Pulsar, get out! This is MY NGD scene from a hat!"

"No way, I was here first!"

"Were not!"

"Was too!"

"Were not!"

"Was too!"

"Were not times infinity!"

"Was too infinity plus one!"

" ... CURSES! My Master Plan is foiled again!"

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NT: Signs the people who wrote your company's Ethics Code are out of their minds.

New suggestions for amendments to the Code are encouraged, as long as they are accompanied by an unspecified but large "consideration fee".

 

NT: Answers that receive zero credit on the Evolutionary Biology exam.

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