Battlestaff Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: They gave an Oscar to _______________ for _________________ ! They gave an Oscar to Steven Seagal for acting in anything!! Isn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: They gave an Oscar to _______________ for _________________ ! They gave an Oscar to Ernie for one of his rubber duckies! Sounds like a fair trade to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They gave an Oscar to Daniel Radcliffe for Lifetime Achievement! I guess they have no faith in the future.... NT: Worse things Daniel Radcliffe could have doe to tarnish his "role-model' image than Equus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They Gave an Oscar to Me for maintaining control during a particularly contenteous transaction. NT: What you say when they want you to cut your acceptance speech short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worse things Daniel Radcliffe could have doe to tarnish his "role-model' image than Equus. Give an interview to Joan Rivers and daughter Melissa NT: What you say when they want you to cut your acceptance speech short. (In my best Alec Guiness voice) You don't want to cut short my acceptance speech. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted February 26, 2007 Report Share Posted February 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Worse things Daniel Radcliffe could have doe to tarnish his "role-model' image than Equus. Hire Drew Rosenhaus as agent, demand $35 million for any other starring roles, say that the Harry Potter movies would be much better if only Brett Favre played Hermione, do shirtless sit-ups in driveway. NT: What you say when they want you to cut your acceptance speech short. Chain self to the podium and start doing karaoke versions of "Summer Nights" over and over, asking all of the hot actresses nearest the stage to be my "beloved Sandy tonight and always". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What you say when they want you to cut your acceptance speech short. Say "Hello" to my Surprisingly Large Friend. NT: Signs that the Special Prosecutor in the latest Washington scandal is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He insists that his 'homies' have his back, wears a baseball cap sideways that he does not need and has his underwear peeking above his trousers. And above all no-one can beat his rap. And he is Caucasian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Special Prosecutor in the latest Washington scandal is out of his mind. Shows up at press conference in floppy shoes, rainbow-colored wig, and clown makeup, and vows to prosecute every pirate and ninja he can find in government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that the Special Prosecutor in the latest Washington scandal is out of his mind. He's the Special Prosecutor. From galaxy sector 2113 NT: Mark Millar's next Superhero makeover! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Mark Millar's next Superhero makeover! "I've always thought Power Pack had a strong incest vibe..." -Millar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Mark Millar's next Superhero makeover! "Yes, I do think Kitty Pryde should start bathing in baby's blood. Hey, I'M TRYING TO BE REALISTIC HERE!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'How about we bring back the Champions as an all gay team ?' NT: Who else should be arrested and convicted for letting things slip to the press ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Who else should be arrested and convicted for letting things slip to the press ? Any publicist who tries to tell me about Angelina Jolie adopting another child. Yes, I know it's their job and all, but I don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Any news person who delivers a story on the horrors of porn, strip clubs, teens going on paid dates, or some other unacceptable sexual practice of the week, while showing edited-to-hide-the-naughty bits pictures of porn stars, strippers, etc. If shame won't end your hypocrisy, maybe jail time can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat That idiot who left the banana peel on the catwalk at the chocolate factory, causing the foreman to fall into the stamping machine. NT: Extra ingredients that would make you decide not to buy a candy bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister E Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Extra ingredients that would make you decide not to buy a candy bar. A: The rock in the toaster oven at the end of Time Bandets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Extra ingredients that would make you decide not to buy a candy bar. Crunchy frog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Crunchy frog. Better that than "spring surprise" NT: Extra ingredients that would make you decide not to buy a candy bar. Brussel Sprouts NT: You've just been given godly powers for a day. What do you do first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You've just been given godly powers for a day. What do you do first? Too many to choose! a) Not a question of what, so much as whom. Make the day last forever! c) Work the complaint booth in a large department store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You've just been given godly powers for a day. What do you do first? Change my physiology so that butter and bacon are the healthiest foods possible for me. Not sure I need to do anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You've just been given godly powers for a day. What do you do first? Redefine "day". NT: What place in the world most needs a library? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What place in the world most needs a library? George W. Bush's study. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What place in the world most needs a library? Serious Answer: My apartment. I miss having lots of books, and room for them. Now for your regularly scheduled joke: Alexandria. Aren't they ever going to get around to replacing that thing? It's only been 1300 years since the fire! What is wrong with the Alexandria City Council? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What place in the world most needs a library? Any store I go into with my wife where she says she'll be "just a minute". NT: Besides reducing all dialogue to versions of "snikt bub snikt bub", things you would expect to find once everybody in the Marvel Universe tends into a version of Wolverine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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