Battlestaff Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Practical jokes played on Aquaman by the rest of the Superfriends. They used to have the leaders of Switzerland, Tibet, and other land-locked countries call for help when Aquaman was the only person at the Hall of Justice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Practical jokes played on Aquaman by the rest of the Superfriends. Make sure the Fire Department contacted him about being the one to help with fire exercises. NT: Wonder Woman is on Blind Date. You are one of the lucky guys on the other side of the partition and you know that it is her asking the questions. What reply to you give to get her to pick you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OddHat Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wonder Woman is on Blind Date. You are one of the lucky guys on the other side of the partition and you know that it is her asking the questions. What reply to you give to get her to pick you ? WW: So, contestant #2, what are your hobbies? Reply: Weight lifting, helping those in need, and loving discipline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Wonder Woman is on Blind Date. You are one of the lucky guys on the other side of the partition and you know that it is her asking the questions. What reply to you give to get her to pick you ? I will protect the womanly vanity of your eyelashes above all else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm not transgender yet, but if that's what you want.... NT: Reasons it is a bad idea to allow Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan to travel in time together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I'm not transgender yet, but if that's what you want.... NT: Reasons it is a bad idea to allow Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan to travel in time together. Reading the declaration of independence after the temporal alteration "Like, when folks are bad...cause whoops England, you did it again, it's like hot to do your own thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Once they see what the 'fruit of their labors' becomes. Women nolonger want sufferage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Once men see what women of the future are like they'll keep them large and fat. NT: Someone time travels from the past. Who apart from Paris Hilton, Ms Spears and Ms Lohan would be one of the worst people they could meet ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Someone time travels from the past. Who apart from Paris Hilton, Ms Spears and Ms Lohan would be one of the worst people they could meet ? Hillary Clinton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Someone time travels from the past. Who apart from Paris Hilton' date=' Ms Spears and Ms Lohan would be one of the worst people they could meet ?[/quote'] I assume you mean someone other than the guys who wanders around downtown occassionally talking to himself...... President Bush - "wow, in the future we had only heard stories about your lack of intelligence, but to see it in person...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pat Robertson. "The future? That's ridiculous! There is no future, so you must eb DEMONS! Get the stake and the torches, ladies! NT: Signs the Apocalypse is not going according to plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the Apocalypse is not going according to plan. Only 663 demons show up. The rest are stuck in traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Pat Robertson. "The future? That's ridiculous! There is no future, so you must eb DEMONS! Get the stake and the torches, ladies! NT: Signs the Apocalypse is not going according to plan. The clouds have turned to cotton candy and it's raining caramels and condoms...WTHeck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs the Apocalypse is not going according to plan. They have to fill out an enviromental impact statement before they can rain fire on the land. NT: Practical Jokes to play on Superman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Kryptonite laced bengay in his trunks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Practical Jokes to play on Superman. Lead-lined undies for Lois. Oh, and tug on his cape while singing "Don't Mess Around With Jim." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Edit, NT: Where are your pants? nowhere, I just like making people feel inadequate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They have to fill out an enviromental impact statement before they can rain fire on the land. NT: Practical Jokes to play on Superman. tell him De Beers want a word about that coal-into-diamond trick NT : Top Three Surprising Uses For Squid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : Top Three Surprising Uses For Squid Dishwasher. Well, it worked for the Flintstones.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT : Top Three Surprising Uses For Squid Change his name to MilkmanDan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dried, on a stick, eaten as-is. I tried it one, found it revolting, but it's loved in Asia. NT: Signs that The Secret Conspiracy That Controls Everything And Everyone Whether They Know It or Not is having "technical difficulties". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Everyone is forced to carry a Teddy Bear at all times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I feel Happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The latest version of Big Brother/Survivor/etc is a transparent rehash of a tired formula designed to enthrall the mindless - and everyone notices NT: What really killed the dinosaurs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 25, 2007 Report Share Posted March 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: [/i]What really killed the dinosaurs "Rose, I thought I asked you to take care of that cold!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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