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NT: More reasons not to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.

 

The Cowboys have three players and a coach on the NFL's All-Criminal Team: Michael Irvin, Nate Newton, Alonzo Spellman, and Jimmy Johnson.

 

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New Topic: Classes that should have been offered in high school, but weren't.

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New Topic: Classes that should have been offered in high school' date=' but weren't.[/quote']

 

"Showering, wearing clothes that fit, and being able to converse without bringing up obscure subjects or stammering nervously: Talking to Girls 101."

 

I could have REALLY used that class.

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New Topic: Classes that should have been offered in high school' date=' but weren't.[/quote']

 

How to keep my mouth shut for a change.

 

NT: College courses that ought to be offered, but aren't. (Warning: before you assert "Human Sexuality Lab", remember that lab partners are assigned blindly, you'd have to keep that partner for the duration, and the syllabus spends a lot of time on things you never heard of before.)

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NT: College courses that ought to be offered' date=' but aren't. ([b']Warning[/b]: before you assert "Human Sexuality Lab", remember that lab partners are assigned blindly, you'd have to keep that partner for the duration, and the syllabus spends a lot of time on things you never heard of before.)

 

Getting a Job 101: Yes, there are actually a lot of things you can do with that liberal arts degree.

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NT: College courses that ought to be offered' date=' but aren't.[/quote']

 

Real Life 201 - Learn how to be someplace every day by 8 am; discover that you're not going to start at $200,000/year with a company jet; find out that you really don't know it all; and more!

 

NT: They made huge special effects cutbacks on (name the TV show) and now they're _______________________.

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Real Life 201 - Learn how to be someplace every day by 8 am; discover that you're not going to start at $200' date='000/year with a company jet; find out that you really don't know it all; and more![/quote']

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People have tried to offer this course, but it gets rescinded every time. Not one in a hundred students pass, even when you give them the exam questions and answers ahead of time.
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NT: They made huge special effects cutbacks on (name the TV show) and now they're _______________________.

 

They made huge special effects cutbacks on Battlestar Galatica and now they're just reusing the same space battle footage over and over again. You know, just like the original series.

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NT: Great Band' date=' what's yer name? (ie give me your band's name)[/quote']

 

"Yeah, we're 'Dr. Destroyer Is A Big Pussy'. Our style is punk, with a little AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHH".

 

NT: Ways people who write unicorn poetry should be punished.

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