Battlestaff Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that your Mahince-For-Plicking-Random-People-Out-Of-The-Past is on thw whack. It mistakes it's own name, due to mistakes in the typing, and only chooses people from the past who are picking something (a route, a meal, their nose, etc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It grabs Jessie James (the female adult star) instead of Jessie James the outlaw. (mind you maybe the machine knew what it was doing) NT: Subtle signs that some of the posters on the board have too much power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that some of the posters on the board have too much power Noone has too much power here, Mr. Tribble, sir. No, sir, I don't mean anything by that, sir. Please don't have me killed, Mr. Tribble, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that some of the posters on the board have too much power Certain Unnamed Persons are doing 5-to-10 for pushing D20 products to minors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that some of the posters on the board have too much power Their descriptor doesn't include the word 'Member'. New Topic: It's what all the coolest supervillains are wearing these days: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: It's what all the coolest supervillains are wearing these days: Kryptonite nipple-rings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: It's what all the coolest supervillains are wearing these days: Huge codpieces to look more Liefeldian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat figure hugging force fields NT: I have heard people say that you can't criticise the President or the flag but I never thought people would complain if you criticised _______________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ident or the flag but I never thought people would complain if you criticised _______________ Pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I have heard people say that you can't criticise the President or the flag but I never thought people would complain if you criticised _______________ ...the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: I have heard people say that you can't criticise the President or the flag but I never thought people would complain if you criticised _______________ Yo mamma's sweet, sweet butt. NT: Yo mamma is so _______, she ____________. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Yo mamma is so _______' date=' she ____________.[/quote'] Yo mamma is so stinky, she's depopulated the prairie downwind of her for forty miles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Yo mamma is so _______' date=' she ____________.[/quote'] Yo momma is so fat, she's not phat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Yo mamma is so _______, she ____________. Yo Mamma is so sweet, she puts diabetics into shock. NT: Batman villains that just didn't pass muster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Batman villains that just didn't pass muster. "The city shall fall to me, Captain Larda$$, Master of Trans-Fats!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Batman villains that just didn't pass muster. "I am the Freshmaker, master of the arts of both mint and female personal hygiene!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Gotham shall tremble in fear before the name of The Gerbil!" NT: Signs that you've been living in a giant Habitrail your entire life and haven't had a reason to notice until now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Y'know, it's strange that the water comes in these odd tubes coming out of the wall at head level at odd angles." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you've been living in a giant Habitrail your entire life and haven't had a reason to notice until now. Hey, I smell something good, and it doesn't smell like these nondescript green pellets...is that pie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that you've been living in a giant Habitrail your entire life and haven't had a reason to notice until now. "You know, I always thought the cardboard toilet paper tube was so roomy, but now that I've moved up to the paper towel tube I could never go back!" NT: Particularly unwise outdoor activities to engage in during a severe thunderstorm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly unwise outdoor activities to engage in during a severe thunderstorm. Jousting. In full field plate. On motorcycles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Activities to engage in during a severe thunderstorm. "Having just completed my reconstruction of Otto Lilienthal's human-powered flying machine, I'm going to take it for a test flight right now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You're all covered in ferrous chrome, and I'm covered in ferrous chrome too, and we're both full to the brim of state-of-the-art uninsulated electronics and high explosives. And this is such a fabulous view from this high, completely open and uncovered hilltop. I love being a full-conversion cyborg, don't you? Let's make out!" NT: Particularly unwise indoor activities to engage in during a severe thunderstorm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly unwise indoor activities to engage in during a severe thunderstorm. I don't have another surge protector, just plug your computer directly into the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Particularly unwise indoor activities to engage in during a severe thunderstorm. Have unprotected sex with a prostitute in exchange for crack. Granted, the thunderstorm doesn't have a particularly large amount to do with the relative safety of the activity, but still . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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