BoloOfEarth Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The courts have found Mark Millar guilty' date=' as the jury foreperson you are allowed to choose the method of his destruction. Go for it.[/quote'] Wrapped in a tarp and chains and tossed in a hole in the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The courts have found Mark Millar guilty, as the jury foreperson you are allowed to choose the method of his destruction. Go for it. Death from 1,000,000 paper cuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The courts have found Mark Millar guilty' date=' as the jury foreperson you are allowed to choose the method of his destruction. Go for it.[/quote'] Pecked to death by ducks. NT: The latest studies from the Institute for Unlikely Research Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The latest studies from the Institute for Unlikely Research Final Report from Grant 4Q-211b: "Is There Sex After Death?" PDF format, $9.95. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The latest studies from the Institute for Unlikely Research How to use the Dimension of Lost Socks as a way around Relativity, allowing star travel. Somewhat woolly star travel, I admit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It turns out Time = Bacon. NT: If you really could do what you wanted: Your dream PHD THesis title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you really could do what you wanted: Your dream PHD THesis title Is sex with Supermodels really better than sex with plain women? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you really could do what you wanted: Your dream PHD THesis title What goes better with pizza? Beer or Pepsi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: If you really could do what you wanted: Your dream PHD THesis title Hedonism: How Much is Too Much? NT: Least chosen majors in college Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Least chosen majors in college Human Waste Matter Studies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Evidence points to: Language: Structure and use in verbal & Written form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Human Waste Matter Studies Off topic: Umm, as someone who worked at the Air & Water Quality Lab -- where they spend a lot of time with human waste and sewage treatment -- as a bottle washer my freshman year, actually, that major (actually a branch of civil engineering) was pretty well populated. On topic: Performance art, self-immolation division NT: Ways to assign course grades without resorting to grading papers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to assign course grades without resorting to grading papers. "Wheel of Destiny, turn, turn. Tell us how much this student learned..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Off topic: Umm' date=' as someone who worked at the Air & Water Quality Lab -- where they spend a lot of time with human waste and sewage treatment -- as a bottle washer my freshman year, actually, that major (actually a branch of civil engineering) was pretty well populated.[/quote'] Yuck. Sounds like a pretty crappy major to me. NT: Ways to assign course grades without resorting to grading papers. "Let's see . . . your name is Albert? You get an "A". Christopher? "C". Zelda? Um . . . not sure. Heck, you fail. Next?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways to assign course grades without resorting to grading papers. Multiple rounds of musical chairs NT: Problems faced by Barry Bonds's future cellmate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Problems faced by Barry Bonds's future cellmate Won't have any room to move around in the cell with Bonds' massive head taking up all the available space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drhoz Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Yuck. Sounds like a pretty crappy major to me. Actually, it was the shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Trying not to mark everything with an asterisk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Problems faced by Barry Bonds's future cellmate Worries that Barry will be transferred out, and his new cellmate will be O.J. New Topic: Signs that Doctor Destroyer has, once and for all, lost his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that Doctor Destroyer has' date=' once and for all, lost his mind.[/quote'] Destruga Tertia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that Doctor Destroyer has' date=' once and for all, lost his mind.[/quote'] "I, Doctor Destroyer, being of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my entire fortune unto Foxbat..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Signs that Doctor Destroyer has' date=' once and for all, lost his mind.[/quote'] Paints his armor green with pink polka-dots, renames himself Dr. Hilarious, and asks to join C.L.O.W.N. NT: Signs that C.L.O.W.N. has gone totally and absolutely sane. (Added difficulty: no "kill themselves/each other" or "disband" or variations.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that C.L.O.W.N. has gone totally and absolutely sane. (Added difficulty: no "kill themselves/each other" or "disband" or variations.) "Steve, are you sure The Ultimate CLOWN is a good idea? They seem different..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that C.L.O.W.N. has gone totally and absolutely sane. (Added difficulty: no "kill themselves/each other" or "disband" or variations.) Decides that Heroes second season hasn't nearly been as successful as season one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that C.L.O.W.N. has gone totally and absolutely sane. (Added difficulty: no "kill themselves/each other" or "disband" or variations.) "So we all stand in agreement, Iron Man is now a total pr*ck." NT: The secret password or codephrase to get into the Foxbatcave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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