SatinKitty Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat When what you thought was a snub was an oversight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Reasons you love it when you're wrong. "So they aren't going to hang me after all? Well, I guess I was wrong about that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Why is it that all the intelligent-sounding, popular people are on the Left these days?" New Topic: Reasons you love it when you're wrong. "...And here I thought the earth would explode!" NT: You're driving down the road and you see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 25, 2009 Report Share Posted July 25, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You're driving down the road and you see... A man in flannel carrying an axe wants to hitchhike with you. Turns out he's a logger who got lost in the woods and needs to get to a phone to contact his boss and family, not to mention find out where he is.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat ...A shiny demon. And he bade me to play greatest song ever or lose my soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: You're driving down the road and you see... More road. More and more road, stretching ahead into infinity. It never ends! NT: Subtle signs that it wasn't a good idea to have that fifth helping at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it wasn't a good idea to have that fifth helping at the all-you-can-eat buffet. Your belt disintegrates. Explosively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs that it wasn't a good idea to have that fifth helping at the all-you-can-eat buffet. The place is called "Sam & Ella's All-You-Can-Eat Buffet". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenbriar Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You can't even stomach one thin little after dinner mint. NT other uses for those after dinner mints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT other uses for those after dinner mints. Super glue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT other uses for those after dinner mints. Grab a bunch of them, plus a toothpick or two. After a little bit of work, you have a functional set of miniature dominoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT other uses for those after dinner mints. Your Warhammer army need never again run out of orcs. NT: Signs that Sauron and Saruman are running low on orcs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Your Warhammer army need never again run out of orcs. NT: Signs that Sauron and Saruman are running low on orcs. "...Yo, dude, may I borrow a legion?" "...Sorry, man, lost 'em at some place called 'Helm's Deep'." "Bummer. Still, my ring's getting closer. Things'er looking up." "Joy for you. Hold on, I got Ents outside..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Destroy them my ..er...Kitty minions!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs that Sauron and Saruman are running low on orcs. Three words: Cheap. Rubber. Masks. NT: other uses for cheap rubber masks. Difficulty; no wearing them--not by you, your dog, or any other critter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: other uses for cheap rubber masks. Difficulty; no wearing them--not by you' date=' your dog, or any other critter.[/quote'] Through a series of careful chemical reactions and purifications, the rubber can be converted to ethanol. And everyone knows how useful that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Three words: Cheap. Rubber. Masks. NT: other uses for cheap rubber masks. Difficulty; no wearing them--not by you, your dog, or any other critter. "We have to patch the tires on the truck long enough to get to town. Fortunately..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: other uses for cheap rubber masks. Difficulty; no wearing them--not by you' date=' your dog, or any other critter.[/quote'] Chop them up, mix them with Cream of Mushroom soup, call it "Meat Surprise", and feed it to 10th graders. NT: There's a food fight in the high school cafeteria! How do you stop it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: There's a food fight in the high school cafeteria! How do you stop it? You have to get the kids' attention first. Mercury fulminate should work just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Automatic machine gun fire. what ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: There's a food fight in the high school cafeteria! How do you stop it? Stop it? Why? You could make a fortune showing it on YouTube! NT: Non-pornographic things that really shouldn't be shown on YouTube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-pornographic things that really shouldn't be shown on YouTube. An esophagogastroduodenoscopic procedure (also known as upper endoscopy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basil Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-pornographic things that really shouldn't be shown on YouTube. Just about any surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-pornographic things that really shouldn't be shown on YouTube. William Shatner singing. NT: Songs that might be improved by Shatner singing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Songs that might be improved by Shatner singing them. Just abut anything from Xanadu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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