Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Creative ways to deal with the Moster Under The Bed. (Difficulty: Nothing lethal.) Tell it you'll give it candy if it goes after your big sister instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Play "The Monster Mash" so it will dance instead of attacking. NT: Creative things to do with Silly String: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative things to do with Silly String: Mount a few dozen cans on the back trunk and roof of your car (with remote triggering mechanisms), and proceed to Silly String any cars that tailgate you or try to be merge hogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Creative things to do with Silly String: Weaponize it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 17, 2012 Report Share Posted April 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Play "The Monster Mash" so it will dance instead of attacking. NT: Creative things to do with Silly String: ...How flamable is it? NT: Non-obvious uses for fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-obvious uses for fire. The next big thing in body art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-obvious uses for fire. When the Pied Piper lost his flute he had no choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Non-obvious uses for fire. To keep something cool. (Watch this long video and note the use of a paint that is supposed to catch fire and burn off to protect the hardware underneath it from the heat of the Saturn V rocket plume.) NT: Signs your institution's Radiation Safety Officer isn't qualified for his position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "... Let's see ... A radiation suit made from paper ought to do. Gamma rays were the helium nukleuses, right?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You have to wear these all lead suits. I mean we can't have you turning into the Incredible Hulk, now can we ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Signs your institution's Radiation Safety Officer isn't qualified for his position. He pronounces it 'NUKE-ya-ler'. /steps off soapbox New Topic: Highly unusual superpowers granted by exposure to gamma radiation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 19, 2012 Report Share Posted April 19, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Highly unusual superpowers granted by exposure to gamma radiation. "I am immune to HIV infection! I HAVE no immune system for it to take over! Fear me!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 20, 2012 Report Share Posted April 20, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Highly unusual superpowers granted by exposure to gamma radiation. "Every food item I touch cooks perfectly in seconds!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat {bump} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Highly unusual superpowers granted by exposure to gamma radiation. "I am NIGHT-LIGHT MAN!! Darkness flees before me!" NT: Suboptimal names to give to your new winery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Boozer's Delight Vineyard -- "We cater to those with The Thirst!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "I am NIGHT-LIGHT MAN!! Darkness flees before me!" NT: Suboptimal names to give to your new winery. "Welcome to the No Longer Poisonous (At Least, We're 90% Sure) Vinyard!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Suboptimal names to give to your new winery. Why-No Acres NT: Subtle signs the guy who just took the order for your delivery pizza is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "... Your name is I.C. Wiener, right? That's everyone's name. EVERYONE IS I.C. WIENER!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 25, 2012 Report Share Posted April 25, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "... Your name is I.C. Wiener' date=' right? That's everyone's name. EVERYONE IS I.C. WIENER!!"[/quote'] Oh, that's just cold.... NT: Subtle signs the guy who just took the order for your delivery pizza is out of his mind. "That's right, it's there in 30 minutes or less, or you pay us DOUBLE! Guaranteed!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs the guy who just took the order for your delivery pizza is out of his mind. "So you want Pisa, is it? Can I interest you in Luca as well? Or perhaps something from Lombardy as a contrast, like Como or Bergamo? Or maybe I could upsize you from Pisa to Livorno, perhaps?" NT: Birds you really don't want singing outside your bedroom window in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Birds you really don't want singing outside your bedroom window in the morning. Rebecca Black, especially on a Tuesday. WHAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Birds you really don't want singing outside your bedroom window in the morning. The angry ones. I'm afraid they'll get tired of singing and just hurl themselves at my window instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Birds you really don't want singing outside your bedroom window in the morning. Vultures. NT: Dirty Little Secrets of Marvel's Avengers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 26, 2012 Report Share Posted April 26, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Vultures. NT: Dirty Little Secrets of Marvel's Avengers... Hulk like poetry and geology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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