Pariah Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Dues Ex Machina Man! With the power to stop evil in it's tracks by having something totally unlikely happen! Uh, that's all of them. NT: More subtle signs that you're Superman and don't know it. You don't understand why people get so uptight about public nudity. It's not like their clothes are really concealing anything anyway.... New Topic: Bumper stickers on the cars of superheroes in their Secret ID. (Bruce Wayne, Tony Stark, Clark Kent, etc.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On Tony Stark's 'How's my drinking ?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Bumper stickers on the cars of superheroes in their Secret ID. (Bruce Wayne' date=' Tony Stark, Clark Kent, etc.)[/quote'] "My other car can weave through the thirty-car pileup that totals your other car." (Bruce Wayne) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Bumper stickers on the cars of superheroes in their Secret ID. (Bruce Wayne' date=' Tony Stark, Clark Kent, etc.)[/quote'] Barry Allen: "My car doesn't drive as fast as I can run." NT: Embarrassing things that cause superhero/supervillain deaths. Sort of an example from yesterday's Science: They have a fossil that suggests the (indirect) cause of death for a fossil pliosaur was arthritis in its left jaw hinge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Embarrassing things that cause superhero/supervillain deaths. Sort of an example from yesterday's Science: They have a fossil that suggests the (indirect) cause of death for a fossil pliosaur was arthritis in its left jaw hinge.Forgetfulness. "Oh, crap, I forgot I can't fly!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Embarrassing things that cause superhero/supervillain deaths. "OK, here we are at 5,000 feet. How do you like my invisible helicopter?" "What invisible -- AAAAEEEEEEIIIIII!" "Gets 'em every time!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Embarrassing things that cause superhero/supervillain deaths. "And in hero news, the Blue Flash, known as the Fastest Man in the Tri-State Area, died today. According to the county coroner, Blue Flash did not have his mouth closed while he was running at approximately 60 mph down I-492, and he accidentally choked on a wasp that got sucked into BF's mouth and down his throat." NT: Really stupid or poorly thought-out superhero/supervillain catch phrases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really stupid or poorly thought-out superhero/supervillain catch phrases. "I'm Bangladesh Dupree! SURRENDER AND DIE!'" (She actually used this once.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "And in hero news, the Blue Flash, known as the Fastest Man in the Tri-State Area, died today. According to the county coroner, Blue Flash did not have his mouth closed while he was running at approximately 60 mph down I-492, and he accidentally choked on a wasp that got sucked into BF's mouth and down his throat." NT: Really stupid or poorly thought-out superhero/supervillain catch phrases. "Somebody stool my pencil in ninth grade! And now YOU'LL ALL PAY!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really stupid or poorly thought-out superhero/supervillain catch phrases. "Stop this criminal act or I'm telling Mom!" NT: What Mom will do to you when she finds out you've become a supervillain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sigh, roll her eyes, give me a look and pronounce my name with a distinct rolling R. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2012 Report Share Posted May 16, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Mom will do to you when she finds out you've become a supervillain. "Oh, you can take over the world and exterminate your enemies, but can you call your mother once a week? Oh, no, your mother isn't important enough to be told anything about your life. And you never come visit! We'd really like to see our son at least once a month. How are you doing finding a nice young woman, by the way? My friend Sylvia's daughter is charming and bright, perhaps you'd like to meet her? I'm sure she'll make time in her busy schedule for you..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You're still voting Republican, aren't you ?" NT: Reasons I should give my Parents for abstaining from voting indefinitely: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons I should give my Parents for abstaining from voting indefinitely: "But I'm tired of having to write in Disney Princesses for every race!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "You're still voting Republican, aren't you ?" NT: Reasons I should give my Parents for abstaining from voting indefinitely: "They've outlawed independent candidates." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Reasons I should give my Parents for abstaining from voting indefinitely: "You realize they're tracking how people vote now, right? And the Republicans will flatline your credit rating if you don't vote for them, and the Democrats will initiate an investigation for civil rights violations if you don't vote for them, and the Libertarians will put your name and address on all the gay porn spam lists whether you vote for them or not. So just don't vote at all; it's the only way to be safe." NT: Really, really really bad concepts for genetically modified food plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Crossing your mother with vegetables so that they criticise you for trying to pick the wrong foods and for trying to pair things that they think don't go together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 17, 2012 Report Share Posted May 17, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really' date=' really [i']really[/i] bad concepts for genetically modified food plants. "Super Legumes! Now with 250% flatulence factor!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Really' date=' really [i']really[/i] bad concepts for genetically modified food plants. "These genetically-modified soybeans produce Olestra spontaneously! Everyone loves Olestra, right?" New Topic: Roses are red, violets are blue.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Roses are red' date=' violets are blue....[/quote'] I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Roses are red' date=' violets are blue....[/quote'] ....and it does the bees absolutely no good because bees are colorblind. NT: Subtle signs you're taking your talk to your kid about "the birds and the bees" a little bit too literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you're taking your talk to your kid about "the birds and the bees" a little bit too literally. "A feather is erotic, but the damn chicken is just perverted." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you're taking your talk to your kid about "the birds and the bees" a little bit too literally. You're using models of a bird and a bee. One each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you're taking your talk to your kid about "the birds and the bees" a little bit too literally. "It seems that bees came along late in evolutionary history, evolving from wasps and appearing in the early Cretaceous, while birds came earlier, diverging from dinosaurs in the Jurassic. That is not to say, of course, that bees came from birds, oh no, that would be a logical fallacy. Rather, the bees seem to have evolved with the flowering plants in the Cretaceous, and while their ancestors the wasps were predators, the bees specialized as nectar and pollen eaters, and became important pollinators among some types of flowering plants...." NT: Bad times to lapse into lecture mode about one of your favorite subjects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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