SatinKitty Posted September 22, 2012 Report Share Posted September 22, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He forgets to shoot up his Heroin. NT: Strange but true facts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange but true facts: Ghosts are real, but so supremely bored at the prospect of eternity as restless spirits that they can't be bothered to haunt anyone. But heaven help us if they discover video games.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange but true facts: Professional wrestling... is real! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Strange but true facts: 78.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot. New Topic: The shocking story we'll see tomorrow morning on the front page of the Daily Planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat 'Superman: I wear boxer shorts' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 23, 2012 Report Share Posted September 23, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The shocking story we'll see tomorrow morning on the front page of the Daily Planet. "Superman is a Mean Drunk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: The shocking story we'll see tomorrow morning on the front page of the Daily Planet. BUGLE PLANET: Daily Planet and Daily Bugle merge as the newspaper industry continues to fade NT: Stories in the Bugle Planet with the Kent & Parker byline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat The Batman: Threat, menace and needs to lighten up his costume big time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Stories in the Bugle Planet with the Kent & Parker byline "Wolverine and Lobo Caught in Singapore Love Nest" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 28, 2012 Report Share Posted September 28, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Stories in the Bugle Planet with the Kent & Parker byline "J. Jonah Jameson or Lex Luthor -- Who Is The Bigger Jerk?" NT: Lamest excuses for why Kent or Parker had to duck out of a Bugle Planet editorial meeting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Superheroic booty call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 29, 2012 Report Share Posted September 29, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Lamest excuses for why Kent or Parker had to duck out of a Bugle Planet editorial meeting. "Excuse me, I have to pick up some Chinese food for Lois." Which Clark gets to by flying over to Shanghai, getting it back to NYC still warm. (He actually did this in the first episode of Lois & Clark. Lois really enjoyed the food.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sorry, I'm double-parked -- say, is that the Batmobile?" NT: Subtle signs you might never have a peaceful night's sleep again for the rest of your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "Sorry, I'm double-parked -- say, is that the Batmobile?" NT: Subtle signs you might never have a peaceful night's sleep again for the rest of your life. Your sleep number is 666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat A clown is stalking you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat You forgot your wife's birthday. NT: New American methods to win the Ryder Cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Subtle signs you might never have a peaceful night's sleep again for the rest of your life. You have a two-and-a-half year old. (Okay, so it's not that subtle....) New Topic: Subtle signs that your two-and-a-half year old might have superpowers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psyber624 Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat New Topic: Subtle signs that your two-and-a-half year old might have superpowers. You are talking in baby talk all the time... (yes all two and a half year olds have Mind Control Superpowers). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New American methods to win the Ryder Cup Introduce the European golfers to Tiger Woods's women New Topic: Subtle signs that your two-and-a-half year old might have superpowers. The playroom has more than just junky... there is rubble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: New American methods to win the Ryder Cup 36 hours of preliminary air and sea bombardment. Actually that's an old way; it worked OK in WW2. New Topic: Subtle signs that your two-and-a-half year old might have superpowers. Small objects of importance to him/her disappear into and reappear from inaccessible pocket dimensions are irregular intervals. NT: Situations where the best thing that could happen is spontaneous human combustion to the appropriate individual(s) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Mitt Romney trying to give another speech about relations with countries outside America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 1, 2012 Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations where the best thing that could happen is spontaneous human combustion to the appropriate individual(s) That jerk from B company stole all our signal flares and now we need a way to alert our forces to enemy presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Situations where the best thing that could happen is spontaneous human combustion to the appropriate individual(s) Baby, baby, baby ooh Like baby, baby, baby no Like baby, baby, baby ooh WHOOSH NT: Other psychopaths that had to be cut from Seven Psychopaths Complete lyrics: http://www.directlyrics.com/justin-bieber-baby-lyrics.htmlComplete'>http://www.directlyrics.com/justin-bieber-baby-lyrics.htmlComplete lyrics: http://www.directlyrics.com/justin-bieber-baby-lyrics.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other psychopaths that had to be cut from Seven Psychopaths The names had to be redacted because most of them were in Congress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 2, 2012 Report Share Posted October 2, 2012 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Other psychopaths that had to be cut from Seven Psychopaths Teh Bunneh. Christopher Walken said he'd walk if he was upstaged by "a frikkin' rabbit." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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