BoloOfEarth Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 NT: He has no job. He has no money. He has no camera. He has no jacket. What does Lazy Harp Seal have? The ability to bring this thread to a screeching halt. NT: What other topics could bring this thread to a similar halt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 An A-Bomb to the nadgers. Works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Who would win in a fight between Zornwil and Death Tribble, Thanos and Darkesid, Spider Man and a herald of Galactus, Dr Doom and Dr Destroyer, that sort of thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Who would win in a fight between Zornwil and Death Tribble, Thanos and Darkesid, Spider Man and a herald of Galactus, Dr Doom and Dr Destroyer, that sort of thingEasy -- Zorn would own _all_ their assets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 NT: What other topics could bring this thread to a similar halt? Topics that require intimate knowledge of obscure webcomics to make any sense at all. NT: Subtle signs your Kickstarter project is utterly doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 NT: Subtle signs your Kickstarter project is utterly doomed. The name of the product is the Fox News roleplaying game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 29, 2013 Report Share Posted July 29, 2013 NT: Subtle signs your Kickstarter project is utterly doomed. "BRING BACK 78 RPM RECORDS!! Burl Ives never sounded so good but on those!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 29, 2013 Report Share Posted July 29, 2013 NT: Subtle signs your Kickstarter project is utterly doomed. Your project is dressing cows in Doctor Doom armor. (Udderly Doomed! Get it? Oh, I slay me!) And now, in honor of Cabrera getting thrown out of last evening's Tigers baseball game: NT: Things to say to the umpire if you really want to get thrown out of the game. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 NT: Things to say to the umpire if you really want to get thrown out of the game. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 30, 2013 Report Share Posted July 30, 2013 NT: Things to say to the umpire if you really want to get thrown out of the game. Hey, when I said you look bad, I was commenting on your vision, not you appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 NT: Things to say to the umpire if you really want to get thrown out of the game. "Can't we just play six innings and call it good? I've got a plane to catch!" NT: Subtle signs the referees at the World Cup soccer tournament are out of their collective minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 "What do you mean, offensive foul?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 NT: Subtle signs the referees at the World Cup soccer tournament are out of their collective minds. "Foul! Use of feet, hands, or other extremities to advance the ball! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 'What do you mean 'death by firing squad' for handball ?' NT: Things that can be made better with tomato ketchup (or catsup) [the sillier the better] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 'NT: Things that can be made better with tomato ketchup (or catsup) [the sillier the better] Cooking with Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 31, 2013 Report Share Posted July 31, 2013 NT: Things that can be made better with tomato ketchup (or catsup) [the sillier the better] Faux red granite countertops. Takes about twenty gallons of catsup a square foot. Apply catsup a foot thick, let it dry in the sun all summer. Plane, polish, and install. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 NT: Things that can be made better with tomato ketchup (or catsup) [the sillier the better] Cats. Hence the name, catsup. So just go ahead and pour some on ol' Fluffy. NT: Crazy things a political party will do to get your vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 2, 2013 Report Share Posted August 2, 2013 Govern wisely? That'd be the day ... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 NT: Crazy things a political party will do to get your vote. "Offended that anyone can become naked simply by taking off their clothes? We'll fix that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 6, 2013 Report Share Posted August 6, 2013 NT: Crazy things a political party will do to get your vote. "Now that we've passed a ban on illegal drugs and guns, we will outlaw crime!" NT: Subtle signs your kid's entire kindergarten class is on steroids. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 The offensive line in thier Pop Warner League team averages 185 pounds a player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 NT: Subtle signs your kid's entire kindergarten class is on steroids. Their names are Braun, Rodriguez, Bonds, Sosa, McGuire, Canseco, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Hawk Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 NT: Subtle signs your kid's entire kindergarten class is on steroids. They're starting for the Oakland Raiders. NT: You named your dog what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 Criminal Meatloaf III. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 NT: You named your dog what? Stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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