BoloOfEarth Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 NT: You have received a superhero's Christmas parcel from Santa by mistake (or, perhaps, intentional misrouting by the logistical systems sold by Lexcorp). Whose gift did you get, and what is it? (stretching "superhero" in a way that Nick Fury would approve) Well, whoever this Phil Coulson guy is, he's sure gonna miss the sweet-looking '62 Corvette that Santa left in our driveway. (looks at keychain) I'll bet there's a story behind why it's called Lola II. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2014 Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 NT: You have received a superhero's Christmas parcel from Santa by mistake (or, perhaps, intentional misrouting by the logistical systems sold by Lexcorp). Whose gift did you get, and what is it? "What is a 'reboot disc', and why did it come to me instead of Tony Stark?" (Too soon? ) BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 "Dear Peter, I'm sorry. Take it back. Mephisto." Sorry? Sorry for what? NT: But you don't have a chimney! How will Santa get you your presents now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 With my luck? A Present Bazooka. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 With my luck? A Present Bazooka. Dang! Sniped! NT: But you don't have a chimney! How will Santa get you your presents now? Fed Ex. Santa gets free shipping since he provides the NSA with copies of his Naughty/Nice List BoloOfEarth and Shadow Hawk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Fed Ex. Santa gets free shipping since he provides the NSA with copies of his Naughty/Nice List I laughed, but my soul died just a little more at the thought of this happening. NT: But you don't have a chimney! How will Santa get you your presents now? Given how bad I've been of late, probably just dump the coal in my driveway. NT: There's a coal shortage! What is Santa going to give people on his Naughty list instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Nickelback CDs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 NT: There's a coal shortage! What is Santa going to give people on his Naughty list instead? The Atlas Shrugged movie trilogy, rigged so that's all their TVs can play. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Rush Limbaugh covered in baby oil. NT: Dashing though the snow in a one horse open sleigh is old hat. what do you go through the snow with instead ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 I dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, pursued by a ravenous pack of wolves. BlueCloud2k2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 Nickelback CDs. That just gives me a reason to be naughty I dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, pursued by a ravenous pack of wolves. Don't you mean a one-reindeer open sleigh? NT: Dashing though the snow in a one horse open sleigh is old hat. what do you go through the snow with instead ? My 1200 horse-power Kawasaki Snow-mobile. With direct port nitrous injection. And retractable wings. With a rocket engine salvaged from a Vostok rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2014 Report Share Posted December 21, 2014 NT: Dashing though the snow in a one horse open sleigh is old hat. what do you go through the snow with instead ? Not through the snow. On the snow. I won't even leave footprint, and -- what do you mean I'm not the Flash? NT: Subtle signs you're Santa Claus and don't know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Not through the snow. On the snow. I won't even leave footprint, and -- what do you mean I'm not the Flash? NT: Subtle signs you're Santa Claus and don't know it. There is a door that can only be opened for a brief time on Christmas Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 You don't like the idea of venison anymore. And you have 8 reindeer hanging around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 You keep having random children attempt to sit in your lap and ask you for stuff. NT: Subtle signs that you're doing Christmas wrong this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that you're doing Christmas wrong this year. "Ow! OWWWWW!! Ow! Owww!" death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 NT: Subtle signs that you're doing Christmas wrong this year. Your January credit card bill is more than the gross national product of Togo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 You have a minimum of 8 meals of venison. NT: It's New Year ! What happened to Christmas ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 NT: It's New Year ! What happened to Christmas ? I decided I had to drink all the liquor I was given last year before I could open any I got this year.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 Something to do with the blue police box I found in my driveway on December 24th, I expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 23, 2014 Report Share Posted December 23, 2014 NT: It's New Year ! What happened to Christmas ? Richard Dawkins came to town and shamed everyone into ignoring it. NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't had that Venti Cinnamon Dolce Latte at Starbucks this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't had that Venti Cinnamon Dolce Latte at Starbucks this morning. "Next services -- 113 miles "Next rest area -- 83 miles WARNING Radioactive fallout Do not stop and keep your windows rolled up next 78 miles" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't had that Venti Cinnamon Dolce Latte at Starbucks this morning. You are seeing the world in TechnoColor and you are orbiting the ceiling fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't had that Venti Cinnamon Dolce Latte at Starbucks this morning. You are tired of waiting for the next person to post in this thread and take another turn. NT: What else is BlueCloud2k2 gonna take when others aren't paying attention? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 31, 2014 Report Share Posted December 31, 2014 anything that is not nailed down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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