death tribble Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Dana Scully with the Scarlet Witch's probability warping power Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 Walter "Radar" O'Rielly (from M*A*S*H) with actual Precognitive powers. Originally he had an uncanny sense for the impending arrival of helicopters with wounded soldiers needing care. Actual Precognition would also help with the practice of triage -- if he could bear the knowledge he would gain that certain soldiers are about to die and cannot be saved while others live. NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have done that with your Telepathic Powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have done that with your Telepathic Powers.The Secret Service is the least theatening group contacting you after you announce on live television the names, addresses, ages, genders, and current monthly hush money payments for the nine currently-ongoing extramarital sex partners of one of the leading remaining presidential candidates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 12, 2016 Report Share Posted April 12, 2016 NT: Subtle signs you really shouldn't have done that with your Telepathic Powers. You now know exactly what makes Deadpool tick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 You read John Cena's mind and all you hear is his theme music! NT: Other than Chicken, something that could, indeed, be Kentucky Fried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Belgium Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 NT: Other than Chicken, something that could, indeed, be Kentucky Fried. Possum. (Side note: Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.) New Topic: Unexpected twists in the upcoming Captain America movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 New Topic: Unexpected twists in the upcoming Captain America movie. Martha. (In case you don't know the DC Batman v Superman movie.) Returns. Dun Dun DUNNNNNN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Iron Man comes out of the shower and it turns out the entire movie was a dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 New Topic: Unexpected twists in the upcoming Captain America movie.Because of compound interest and a cascading set of corporate mergers and acquisitions over the intervening 70 years, because of a nearly-forgotten ten dollars invested in a penny stock fund back in 1943, Steve Rogers actually is the majority stockholder in Stark Industries. NT: Nightmare crossovers that you hope not to live long enough to see. E.g., Steve Rogers with a lightsaber. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 NT: Nightmare crossovers that you hope not to live long enough to see. E.g., Steve Rogers with a lightsaber. Lois Lane with a Kingdom Key! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Batman with Iron Man's armour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 Fantastic Four vs. Superman. Produced by 20th Century Fox, directed by Zack Snyder. NT: Things that will surprise you about Spider-Man's appearance in Captain America: Civil War. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 NT: Things that will surprise you about Spider-Man's appearance in Captain America: Civil War. He's played by Christina Hendricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 He's played by Christina Hendricks. You mean Christina HenDDricks? NT: Things that will surprise you about Spider-Man's appearance in Captain America: Civil War. He has the traditional costume, but due to copyright/licensing issues, he has Forbush Man's power set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 13, 2016 Report Share Posted April 13, 2016 NT: Things that will surprise you about Spider-Man's appearance in Captain America: Civil War. The actor is the same actor who played Spider-Man on The Electric Company. NT: Subtle signs your plumber is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 He comes to work in scuba gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Because he is round the bend. Sorry couldn't help myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 NT: Subtle signs your plumber is out of his mind. When he comes to your house and asks you to "unplumber his plumber's butt"! NT: Questions that you would ask to 2016 presidential candidates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 NT: Questions that you would ask to 2016 presidential candidates. "Can I please have my shirt back?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 NT: Questions that you would ask to 2016 presidential candidates. What the [REDACTED] are you thinking, you [REDACTED] piece of [REDACTED]?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ? NT: Unusual uses for an aircraft carrier's flight deck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 NT: Unusual uses for an aircraft carrier's flight deck Drag Racing across the Sea, Only $19.99 to watch!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 NT: Unusual uses for an aircraft carrier's flight deckEaster egg hunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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